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Carl Higbie Delivers Unforgettable Blow to Harvard’s Elitism

In a rather interesting twist of events, Harvard University has found itself in a complicated legal battle that could change the landscape of higher education in America. The situation began when former President Trump threw down the gauntlet, demanding that the school curb its practices that he claims discriminate against Republicans and American students. With a loud call to action, he expressed his concerns about the high percentage of foreign students—31%, to be exact—saying that it might be time to make some space for good old American kids looking to get an education. One has to wonder if the clever folks at Harvard saw this coming or if they simply choose to put their heads in the sand.

Let’s not forget that Harvard used to be synonymous with academic excellence, a beacon of knowledge that we all pointed to when discussing the best and brightest. However, when faced with a Supreme Court decision that scaled back their race-based admissions policies in 2023—something that four of the justices could personally relate to, having walked the hallowed halls of Harvard themselves—it was clear the institution had missed the memo on what constitutes fairness in education. It seems some of the smartest folks around just didn’t quite get the message about the importance of colorblind admissions. So, when Trump issued his ultimatum regarding visas and foreign student admissions, one can imagine the collective gasp echoing through the ivy-covered walls.

The stakes were raised further when Kristi Noem stepped onto the stage with a smart move, demanding records about Harvard’s foreign students and their behaviors. Apparently, the university’s response was less than satisfactory, which resulted in Trump taking drastic action to revoke their ability to accept foreign students. This is a tough blow for Harvard, especially considering that nearly a third of its student body is composed of international scholars. Harvard’s response? A swift lawsuit. Just when you thought this drama couldn’t get any juicier.

Of course, this legal dispute is only part of the broader narrative. The ruling from a judge in deep blue Massachusetts has thrown a temporary wrench in Trump’s plans, but according to those in the know, the law appears to be stacked in Trump’s favor. It’s almost comical to watch the so-called “smartest people” in the room lose their grip while bickering over legal loopholes. One has to wonder what they are teaching in those lecture halls when arguably the most important aspect of democracy—accountability—is sacrificed in pursuit of prestige and power.

As Harvard finds itself scrambling to address this situation, their massive endowment—a staggering $53 billion—leaves many questioning why taxpayer money is being funneled to such a well-off institution. It seems to many observers that the school is more like a hedge fund than a place of learning. But hey, if they want to play the game by their own rules, it may be time for good old-fashioned cash flow to take center stage. This is a drama that not only challenges academic norms but also engages the broader discussion about equity in education and funding. The fight may be on whether to save the precious dollars or push forward with questionable practices, but it’s clear to many that the right call would benefit not only students but taxpayers as well.

Few things are as entertaining as watching a prestigious institution grapple with repercussions for its own hubris. With Trump at the helm of this unfolding saga and a judge momentarily putting a stay on proceedings, one can only imagine the countless discussions in faculty lounges across the campus. It seems clear that Harvard’s days of safe standing as an untouchable bastion of higher learning are perhaps numbered, as the broader American populace begins to question whether these elite institutions are really benefiting society or simply reinforcing an insular status quo. As new students eye potential educational paths abroad, Germany’s open arms are welcoming, after all—one can’t help but chuckle at the thought of what’s in store for Harvard and its future.

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