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Top Democrats are losing sleep over the prospect of Grandpa Joe running for a second term and are now trying to give him the old heave-ho. The genius strategists of the Democratic Party are supposedly in full panic mode, as if they’ve suddenly realized that Joe Biden is out of gas. With calls for him to step down as the party’s nominee for 2024, it’s like watching a game of political dodgeball where everyone is shamelessly trying to avoid getting hit.
The Democrats are attempting to paint a picture where Joe graciously steps aside, opening the door for some new, hypothetical white knight to save their sinking ship. Maybe they’re still clinging to the delusion that they can find a candidate who doesn’t inspire eye-rolls every time they open their mouth. The list might include the usual suspects like Kamala Harris, whose approval ratings are almost as legendary as inflatable dartboards, or Gavin Newsom, with his Hollywood hair and disastrous policies.
And the calls to remove Crooked Joe grow louder.https://t.co/cKXCZ4qP63 pic.twitter.com/JTIdgmnXtV
— ⭐️Towards⭐️Synthesis⭐ (@HeartSynthesis) July 8, 2024
One can’t help but chuckle at the irony. After desperately trying to convince the American public in 2020 that Biden was the savior who would restore normalcy, they’ve now realized their noble steed might actually be a stubborn mule. This sudden epiphany from some Democratic leaders is akin to discovering that water is wet and fire burns. Biden’s dwindling cognitive abilities, skyrocketing inflation, and a chaotic foreign policy are no longer issues they can sweep under the rug.
The whispers of discontent have evolved into mild hollers, with lofty party members hinting that Joe should maybe take his ice cream cone and retire. After all, no one wants to see the same old stale performance in the 2024 circus. But let’s face it, the Democrats are in a bind. Dump Biden without a viable alternative and risk looking disorganized, or keep him and hope everyone suddenly forgets the endless gaffes and policy failures.
So, will Joe Biden take the hint and gracefully exit stage left, or will he dig in his wingtips and fight for a rematch? The Democrats’ Hail Mary pass might turn into a complete fumble, which could just be the gift the GOP needs to reclaim the White House.
