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Hunter Biden’s former best friend and business partner, Devon Archer, is set to spill the beans on his congressional testimony this week, revealing that good ol’ Hunter used to include his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, in his overseas business meetings via speakerphone. Well, ain’t that just charming?
? JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s former best friend and business partner, Devon Archer, is expected to testify before Congress this week that Hunter Biden put Joe Biden on the phone with business associates at least 2 dozen times.
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According to sources, Archer will spill the tea on how Joe Biden was either physically present or connected through the magic of technology while Hunter introduced him to foreign business partners and potential investors. It’s like a modern-day version of show-and-tell, except instead of sharing your favorite toy, you get to show off your influential dad to impress potential bigwigs.
One such meeting allegedly took place in Dubai back in 2015. After a board meeting of the Ukrainian energy company Burisma, Archer will testify that he and Hunter met with a senior Burisma executive named Vadym Pozharskyi, who urgently requested to talk to Hunter. So, what did Hunter do? Well, being the savvy businessman that he is, he dialed up daddy dearest on speakerphone and introduced him to the Ukrainians. How sweet! A family affair in the world of wheeling and dealing.
But wait, there’s more! Archer is also expected to spill the beans on other instances of these speakerphone shenanigans. Apparently, at a restaurant in Paris, Hunter demonstrated his impressive ability to get his father on the line, all to impress some prospective investors. Good ol’ Hunter, always ready to show off his connections.
Now, you might be wondering just how much Joe Biden actually knew about this whole charade. Well, it seems even Hunter’s selective when it comes to letting his dad in on the action. Sometimes, he’d just chat with his father without acknowledging the eavesdroppers. Sneaky, sneaky.
But let’s not forget the bigger picture here. While all this was going on, Ukrainian prosecutor general Viktor Shokin was investigating Burisma for corruption. And what do you know, Joe Biden threatened to withhold a hefty sum of US aid to Ukraine if Shokin wasn’t fired. Lo and behold, Shokin got the boot. Biden himself bragged about it, probably thinking he was some kind of hero. Well, son of a gun, ain’t that some good old-fashioned political maneuvering?
Archer, bless his heart, believes he has nothing to hide and that testifying is his civic duty. Good for him. But let’s not overlook the significance of another former business partner, Tony Bobulinski, who recalls an incident at the Chateau Marmont in LA. Hunter, ever the doting son, offered to connect his father on a phone call during a meeting by the pool. The audacity!
According to Bobulinski, Joe Biden plays a key role in the Biden family’s global influence peddling. He compares his influence to that of a chairman in a traditional business structure. It’s clear that the Bidens have been leveraging Joe’s position for their personal gain. But hey, who needs ethics when you’ve got connections like that?
And just to top it all off, there’s this mysterious “big guy” character. Hunter’s business partners liked to throw around that nickname when referring to Joe Biden. What exactly did they mean by that? Well, we might just find out during Archer’s testimony. There’s also the pesky FBI document that alleges Burisma’s owner, Mykola Zlochevsky, paid a hefty bribe of $10 million to ensure good old Shokin was fired, with the Bidens allegedly getting a piece of the action.
So there you have it, folks. A tale of speakerphone meetings, dad-dialing, and global influence peddling. It’s like a soap opera, but with high-level government officials. One thing’s for sure, the Bidens sure know how to keep things interesting. Let’s drink a cup of conservative coffee and ponder the wonders of political nepotism. Cheers!
