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Alrighty, time for a spin on this news story that’s gonna have you nodding like a bobblehead at an all-you-can-eat buffet! So, hold onto your hats, folks, ’cause here’s the scoop: Kate Monroe, a spunky Republican gal running for Congress in California, showed those Border Patrol agents how it’s done when she hauled 400 feet of razor wire from good ol’ Home Depot to fix up a border barrier. Yeehaw!
Yessir, Monroe didn’t waste a single minute in gettin’ down to business. She saw a hole in that border barrier on ’60 Minutes’ and thought, “Well, shoot, that just won’t do!” So off she went, ready to secure that gap tighter than a pair of jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. And let me tell ya, when those agents found out she was a red-blooded Republican, they practically rolled out the red carpet for her! Talk about VIP treatment.
‘Not Difficult’: GOP House Candidate Takes Matters Into Her Own Hands And Repairs Hole At Border With Wire https://t.co/m1LLU2PkBE via @dailycaller
— Immigration Accountability Project (@I_A_Project) February 23, 2024
Now, according to the trusty ol’ Customs and Border Protection, we’re talkin’ over 6.6 million run-ins with illegal immigrants since the start of fiscal year 2021. That’s a whole lot of folks sneakin’ in through the back door! Monroe, a former Marine and all-around stand-up gal, ain’t stoppin’ with just one hole, no sirree. She’s on a mission to plug up those gaps faster than you can say “Build the Wall!”
Down in Texas, Governor Abbott ain’t playin’ games either. He’s lockin’ horns with the Biden gang in a legal showdown to keep those borders locked up tighter than a drum. And let’s not forget good ol’ Laura Ingraham, bless her heart. She’s out there crackin’ jokes, but deep down we all know the situation at the border ain’t no laughin’ matter.
So there you have it, folks. Monroe’s out there slingin’ razor wire, Abbott’s battlin’ it out in the courts, and our borders are bein’ tested like never before. It’s a wild ride out there in the good ol’ U.S. of A., but with patriots like Monroe on the front lines, well, I reckon we’re gonna be just fine.
