in

Left’s Gun Wisdom: Goldfish Level in Supreme Court Debacle!

Let’s straighten the record, folks! The left’s gun knowledge seems to be stuck in quicksand, sinking deeper into confusion. They bark about guns with the wisdom of a goldfish! They need a reality check – it’s not the gun’s fault, but the culprit pulling the trigger. Case closed!

Now, high up in the Supreme Court, you’d anticipate a sprinkle of gun know-how, right? Wrong! Brace yourselves for the baffling banter in the Garland v. Cargill bump stock ban case. Justices and government chatterboxes seemed lost in the gun-forest without a compass. How did they get there? Who knows!

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson had us raising eyebrows before, with some surprisingly sharp queries. But her spark seemed to fizzle out faster than a wet matchstick this time around. She’d rather dodge defining a woman than admit her firearms fumble. She even outgunned the government’s exaggeration, claiming bump stocks can hit a whopping 800 shots per second – she should sign up for the Olympics!

The cherry on top? Her dismissive “whatever” made it clear she’s not sweating facts. How dreadfully comical, yet profoundly pitiful! Decisive choices demand a teaspoon of insight, don’t they? Shouldn’t the clueless steer clear of the cockpit? It’s like letting a cat navigate a spaceship – disastrous! Let’s hope they find their way out of the gun labyrinth before it’s too late!

Written by Staff Reports

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Trump Bets Big on Supreme Court for Immunity Shield!

Liberal Court Clobbers Trump with $454M Bond Demand!