Staff Reports
Rudy Giuliani, the former Mayor of New York City and now a prominent attorney for Donald Trump, has found himself at the center of a peculiar spectacle after flying first class from the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee. This lavish journey comes despite the impressive financial burden hanging over him, including millions owed in a defamation lawsuit. But fear not, opportunists of the left—the MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has stepped in to play the role of the white knight paying for Giuliani’s ticket.
Lindell, known for cozying up to conservatives and producing pillows that could likely double as a conspiracy theory shield, claimed to CNN that Giuliani is an employee of his media venture, FrankSpeech TV. However, no one seems to know the details of Giuliani’s paycheck, which, considering his current financial woes, could either be a cushy sum or just enough to afford the occasional “mattress run.” Lindell proclaims that he flies all his staff first class, claiming this is just business as usual. Despite Lindell’s defense, many are left scratching their heads at how one can be in a first-class seat with a mountain of debt looming overhead.
Giuliani’s financial situation could be the premise for a dark comedy. He owes $150 million to various creditors, which includes two Georgia election workers after losing a defamation suit stemming from his post-2020 election antics. In addition, a forensic accountant is waiting on a cool $350,000 for their services, presumably leaving Giuliani with a wallet that’s as light as a feather. Despite the distressing numbers, the former mayor has reportedly drained half his bank account within a week. One can only surmise what kind of extravagant purchases could lead to such a rapid depletion while creditors lurk in the shadows.
Onlookers can’t help but be amused by the peculiar behavior of these creditors. They’ve been desperately trying to track Giuliani’s spending habits amidst the RNC, only to uncover minimal amounts charged to his personal debit card—less than $100 at a Milwaukee hotel. It’s almost as if he’s following the classic approach of “hide the money under the mattress,” except now it’s just a missed opportunity to buy even more MyPillow merchandise. The sheer irony of a high-profile attorney’s financial practices is not lost on anyone paying attention.
To top it all off, a judge recently dismissed Giuliani’s bankruptcy case after creditors alleged he’s treating the entire process as some sort of cosmic joke. The idea of the former “America’s Mayor” being labeled as a doddering old fool adds a touch of bitter humor to an otherwise serious predicament. With creditors poised to seize his NYC and Palm Beach properties, Giuliani’s story unfolds like a sitcom where the punchlines get darker the more it continues. As the curtain falls on each episode, one can only wonder what wild financial escapade this political warrior will embark on next, and whether he’ll ever muster up the cash to pay his debts.
