SOTU: Johnson’s Eye Rolls Trigger Libs; Biden Seeks TV Presidents for Lessons

First up, let’s talk about House Speaker Mike Johnson stealing the show during the State of the Union address. While the leftists are busy ridiculing his reactions, true patriots like us can see through their empty jabs. Sitting behind a babbling Biden and enduring his attacks on the Supreme Court must have been like enduring a root canal without anesthesia. Let’s give credit where it’s due – Johnson’s eye rolls were a testament to his self-control in the face of liberal insanity.

In more disappointing news, Katie Porter’s Senate bid turned out to be a flop, much to the delight of sane Americans everywhere. By abandoning her swing seat in Congress, Porter not only shot herself in the foot but handed a victory to the establishment cronies she claims to oppose. It’s a classic case of biting off more than you can chew, and let’s be honest, we’re not shedding any tears over her defeat.

Now, onto the circus act that is Fani Willis and her latest legal fiasco. Megyn Kelly dropping bombshells left and right, exposing witness tampering and shady deals that would make even the mob blush. It’s clear that the left will stop at nothing to undermine our justice system, but patriots like Kelly won’t back down. The truth always has a pesky way of coming to light, no matter how hard they try to bury it.

Next, we have the Colorado Secretary of State losing her marbles over a Trump ballot decision. Watching her stumble through a breakdown like a bumbling clown only reinforces our belief that the left has lost touch with reality. Claiming to save democracy while trampling on our rights is the height of hypocrisy, and we won’t stand for it. It’s time for these delusional bureaucrats to face the music and answer for their crimes against the American people.

And finally, the cringeworthy display of Joe Biden seeking advice from Hollywood elites on how to give a speech. Is there no end to the embarrassment this man brings upon our nation? Consulting actors who have played presidents on TV shows is like asking a toddler for financial advice – utterly absurd. But hey, when your puppet strings are pulled by the radical left, anything goes, right?

So there you have it, folks. Another week, another dose of liberal lunacy. Stay vigilant, stay informed, and never back down in the face of tyranny. Together, we will reclaim our country from the grips of the unhinged left and restore the values that make America great. God bless America, and God bless each and every one of you brave patriots fighting the good fight.

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