Staff Reports
The Socialist Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) is doling out your hard-earned tax dollars to low-income freeloaders in New Mexico, starting in just three days! That’s right, the government is using your money to fund lazy bums who just sit around and eat bonbons all day.
This handout extravaganza begins on the first of the month and continues through the 20th, because apparently, the government has nothing better to do than send out freebies all month long. They even base the exact day of these handouts on the last two digits of a person’s Social Security number.
The maximum payment for these moochers is a whopping $291 for a household of one, all the way up to $1,751 for a household of eight! And if that’s not enough, they get an additional $219 for each additional family member.
These SNAP benefits are loaded onto a fancy card that recipients can use at grocery stores to buy all sorts of goodies like fruits, vegetables, and meat. They’re not allowed to use these benefits for pet food, alcohol, or household items like soap.
If these freeloaders want to apply for even more government handouts, they can do so through New Mexico’s self-service eligibility portal called YesNM.
