As families across America gather around their Thanksgiving tables, it’s always enlightening and often hilarious to reflect on the peculiar traditions that have become part and parcel of this cherished holiday. Here’s where the discussion dug into one of the Thanksgiving constants many can relate to—the infamous kids’ table. While some of the folks on the show never sat at a kids’ table, due to smaller gatherings, others shared tales of finally being lifted to the adult table, only to be demoted back for controversial conversation, proving that in some families, not even a bar mitzvah can save one from a temporary exile.
One thing’s for certain, Thanksgiving tables across the nation are full of diverse personalities and heated, yet humorous interactions. For Jesse, an unpopular conversation about the pilgrims sparked by memories of Rush Limbaugh sent him back to the kiddies—a move that some folks might have deemed a blessing considering how dining table debates can go. And for those still lingering at the kids’ table, well, at least it’s often more fun, as some panelists pointed out.
The conversation then shifted to the oft-debated post-Thanksgiving feast routine. Do people burn off those extra calories with a walk, or do they opt for the more traditional food-coma nap? While some prefer the fresh air to fight off the lethargy, others embrace the food-induced slumber guilt-free. Of course, this chat graciously reminded viewers that even the after-dinner stroll isn’t just for digestion purposes—it can also be a grand time for some sneakily amusing flagellation, leaving viewers to wonder if they’re missing out on a secret Thanksgiving tradition.
As the lively chatter moved on, the group was quick to point out those questions from fans they dislike the most. Harold mentioned getting asked about the authenticity of the on-air camaraderie, something which, thankfully, is very real. Moving on to lighter topics, like songs people despise, was an amusing peek into their pet peeves. Whether it’s the screeching of “Bohemian Rhapsody” or the incessant loop of certain pop songs, the shared groans are a holiday tradition all their own.
In the spirit of holiday season chops-busting, no conversation would be complete without a bit of third-degree about personal routines and rituals right before and after the show. Whether it’s pre-show preferences for hitting the restroom or indulging in a forbidden snack basket, each panelist had a unique ritual to share. With tales so relatable yet distinct, it makes for a festive reminder of how varied—and entertaining—American Thanksgiving traditions can truly be.

