Trump Crushes NH Primary, Dems Meddle in Vain

Former President Donald Trump is back in the game, folks! The New Hampshire primary results have been “called” for Trump, proving once again that the MAGA train is unstoppable. But hold on to your red hats because this victory was no walk in the park. If it hadn’t been for the so-called “open” primary system that allowed sneaky Democrats to vote for Nikki Haley, Trump’s lead would have been even more substantial. Talk about playing dirty!

According to the highly reliable elections analyst, Dave Wasserman, Trump’s triumph in the Granite State was crystal clear. With 18% of the votes counted, our favorite patriot was already ahead by double digits and had secured over a majority of the votes. That’s what we call a landslide victory, folks! The liberal media might try to downplay Trump’s success, but the numbers don’t lie.

Now, let’s address the elephant in the room – or should we say, the donkey? New Hampshire, with its so-called “closed” primary, has a little loophole that allows those undecided voters to choose a party on the spot. It’s like trying on different outfits but with political affiliations! And you won’t believe what some of those “undeclared” voters did. They jumped ship from the Democratic party just to cast a vote against Trump. How petty can you get?

But true conservatives, like Rep. Michael Moffett, aren’t standing for it. Moffett introduced House Bill 101 to put an end to these shenanigans. This bill aims to crack down on these so-called “independent-minded” voters who think it’s fun to meddle in other party’s primaries. We need to protect the integrity of the primary system and make sure only true blue Republicans have a say in our party’s nominee. No more sneaky crossover votes, people!

Despite all the hurdles and backroom games, Trump still emerged victorious. It’s a testament to his unwavering support among real conservatives who see through the fake news smokescreens. Not even the GOP establishment could knock him down. And let’s not forget the never-ending legal attacks that keep coming his way, hoping to take him off the ballots or land him behind bars. But Trump is like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Try as they might, they’ll never defeat the will of the American people.


Written by Staff Reports

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