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In a shocking turn of events, a baggie of cocaine was discovered at the White House, causing panic and leading to the evacuation of the premises. But just when you thought this story couldn’t get any crazier, the left-wingers are already spinning wild theories to protect their precious administration. Let’s take a closer look at the ludicrous claims they’re peddling.
Story of Cocaine at the White House Takes a Sudden Turn, Left-Wingers Float Insane Theory in Response https://t.co/MA9UsXBAvM
— RedState (@RedState) July 4, 2023
Instead of accepting the truth, the liberal media immediately began downplaying the severity of the situation. They tried to convince us that the substance found was just harmless “cocaine hydrochloride,” suggesting it was nothing more than a nasal spray for dentists. Nice try, but come on! We all know that “cocaine hydrochloride” doesn’t exist and that regular cocaine was found at the scene.
They’re all on it now. Washington Post reported the cocaine and its location in the library today. As did the Daily Mail, Fox News, and others. pic.twitter.com/uHYlQqUfhs
— @amuse (@amuse) July 4, 2023
The Secret Service finds cocaine at the White House. Hunter Biden, a literal crack addict, currently lives at the White House
Libs: Was this Donald Trump Jr? pic.twitter.com/mxIFsvE6SB
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 4, 2023
Now, here’s the real kicker: the baggie was discovered in the White House Library. Some naysayers quickly jumped to the conclusion that a tourist must have left it behind after a public tour. But hold on a second! The timeline doesn’t add up. The last tour took place a day before the discovery, and the current tour doesn’t even allow visitors to enter the library. So much for that theory!
But there’s one person who conveniently fits the profile of a cocaine user: Hunter Biden. We all remember the infamous videos of him indulging in crack and coke. And guess what? He happens to live at the White House and reportedly frequents the library. Coincidence? I think not!
However, the left, in their never-ending quest to protect their own, has come up with a mind-boggling theory. Brace yourselves… they actually suspect that Donald Trump Jr. is responsible for the cocaine found in the White House. Yes, you heard that right. They would rather believe that a man who hasn’t been on the premises for over two years suddenly decided to stash cocaine in a locked library. Truly brilliant!
Let’s not forget that the Bidens spent a whopping half a million dollars cleaning the White House after the Trumps departed. Yet, we’re expected to believe they missed a baggie of cocaine in such a prominent location? The logic of the left knows no bounds!
It’s clear that the liberal spin machine is working overtime to protect their beloved administration. But we won’t be fooled by their absurd theories. The mysterious White House cocaine story only raises more questions, and it’s up to us to demand answers. We must hold the Biden family accountable for what happens in their own home.
In the meantime, stay tuned for more updates on this puzzling story. It seems like the left always has another surprise in store for us. Don’t forget to follow the writer, Bonchie, on Twitter @bonchieredstate for the latest updates and insightful articles. Together, we will unveil the truth, no matter how hard they try to hide it.
