Staff Reports
An Ohio woman finds herself in a financial pickle after purchasing a seemingly ordinary dinner at a Subway located in a gas station. What she didn’t expect was that her quick meal would come with a price tag so hefty, it would make even el presidente’s executive orders seem reasonable. Letitia Bishop, the unwitting patron, pulled into the Columbus-based Thornton’s station on a fateful January day intending to satisfy her hunger. Little did she know, she was about to take a bite out of her bank account too.
As Letitia munched away on her three sandwiches, blissfully unaware of the financial fiasco that awaited her, the receipt she received told a different story. When the numbers finally sank in, she realized she had been billed an eye-popping $1,010 for just one of those simple subway sammies. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a spicy Italian footlong with a side of financial ruin.
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In a valiant attempt to correct this (gargantuan) mistake, Letitia returned to the scene of the crime, only to find that the Subway in question had vanished into thin air without so much as a warning. Like trying to catch a greased pig, it seemed her chances of righting this financial wrong were hopelessly slim.
To add insult to financial injury, Letitia’s attempts to resolve the issue with Subway itself left her frustrated and sandwich-less. No phone number led to a living, breathing human willing to tackle this monstrous mistake, leaving poor Letitia feeling more like a number than a valued customer.
Her bank also proved to be about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine, failing to offer any reprieve from the financial burden hanging over her head. And as the days turned into weeks, and the bills continued to pile up, Letitia found herself in a situation more distressing than a Democratic presidential debate.
With groceries becoming a luxury she could no longer afford, Letitia voiced the all-too-familiar struggle of just trying to make ends meet. Her negative bank account becoming the unwelcome bouncer at the nightclub of her financial stability, turning away any potential purchases she might make.
Despite this financial nightmare, Letitia maintained her sense of humor, joking that the only way she’d willingly shell out $1,010 for a sandwich is if it were hand-wrapped in gold or came from another dimension where sandwiches are made of pure gold.
As Letitia desperately tries to rebuild her financial sanity, Subway has remained silent in the face of this colossal mistake, leaving Letitia to fend for herself in this financial rendition of David vs. Goliath.
In the end, Letitia’s once ordinary sandwich has become the focal point of a struggle that many hardworking Americans face. And as the forces of Big Tech and the elites continue their campaign to silence the voices of truth, it’s clear that the battle for justice is far from over. But as long as there are those who stand up and fight against the status quo, we can believe in an America that refuses to be censored and silenced.
