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Biden Spends $1M on Woke Science: Gender Chaos in Your Biology Class?

The Biden Administration strikes again, and this time with a hefty price tag! Brace yourselves, folks, because it turns out the Biden bunch has dropped nearly $1 million of taxpayer money on a wild goose chase trying to convince young people that there are more than just two sexes. Yes, you heard that right – the Party of Science is now saying science doesn’t matter so much.

Thanks to the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion circus taking over the nation, the government is on a mission to make sure everyone knows there are more sexes out there than just males and females. The U.S. National Science Foundation has cooked up quite the scheme, teaming up with the Division of Equity for Excellence in STEM to push a narrative that some people have stems, some have sockets, and others…well, it’s anyone’s guess.

Ah, but fear not, dear readers, for the wise minds at the University of Minnesota, Colorado State University, and Florida International University are hard at work thanks to that $900,000 lifeline from Uncle Sam. Their mission? To conduct a study on sex and gender narratives in biology classes, with a special focus on transgender, nonbinary, and gender non-conforming students. Because who needs basic biology when you can have woke science, right?

The study’s fancy titled research project is all about dissecting how sex and gender are portrayed in biology classrooms and how it affects the delicate sensibilities of TNG students. It’s all about inclusivity, making sure everyone feels warm and fuzzy in their biology lessons. Because, you know, who cares about actual facts when you can have feelings instead?

As the government digs deeper into the rabbit hole of gender identity politics, one can’t help but wonder – what’s next? Will we eventually have textbooks teaching that there are more genders than there are stars in the sky? With President Biden at the helm, anything seems possible in this brave new world of gender fluidity.

So, hold onto your hats, America. The Biden Administration is on a roll, spending big bucks to push their progressive agenda down the throats of unsuspecting students. Stay tuned for more taxpayer-funded adventures into the wild world of gender diversity – because who needs common sense when you can have costly confusion instead?

P.S. If you’re wondering why aliens haven’t made contact with us yet, it’s probably because they saw this mess and decided we need a little more time to figure things out. Can’t blame them, really…

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