86% Say Biden Too Old for Encore: Stairs, Gaffes & Ghost Talks!

The news sure is buzzing about ol’ Joe Biden and his shenanigans. Word on the street is that a whopping 86% of folks think he’s just too darn old to be running for a second term. And you know what? They might be onto something there! I mean, have you seen the guy try to walk up a flight of stairs? It’s like watching a giraffe on roller skates – not pretty, folks.

And get this – the media has been all over him like a squirrel on a nut, pointing out every little slip-up and blunder. The poor guy can’t even remember which country’s president he’s talking to half the time! It’s a real head-scratcher how anyone could think he’s fit to run the country.

Even CNN, of all places, had some choice words for him, suggesting he should just throw in the towel and call it a day. And let’s not forget all those so-called experts claiming he’s as sharp as a tack. Please! The only thing sharp about Biden these days is the crease in his slacks.

But hey, the icing on the cake has got to be the reports of him chatting it up with deceased European leaders. I mean, come on! It’s like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

So, in the words of the wise citizens of the internet, either Biden needs to start making sense in public or everyone needs to stop pretending like he’s got it all together. Because let’s be real here – nobody’s buying it.

Written by Staff Reports

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