Biden Advisers Clueless: Ignoring Sinking Ship, Pushing Old Narratives

Folks, let’s talk about Joe Biden and his band of merry advisers. The latest scoop is that they are living in la-la land, ignoring the sinking ship that is the Biden presidency. With an approval rating lower than a cat’s whiskers at just 39.1 percent, it’s safe to say they’re in hot water. And what’s their brilliant plan to turn things around? Well, hold onto your cowboy hats, they’re doubling down on the whole “protecting democracy” spiel. How original.

Now, I don’t claim to be a psychic, but I can already see the cracks forming in their plan. Let’s be real here, when folks are struggling with inflation hitting harder than a dodgeball in gym class, talk of January 6th ain’t gonna cut it. People want solutions, not reruns of old, tired talking points. But hey, who needs a strong economic plan or border security when you can just reminisce about that time the Capitol got a little rowdy, am I right?

One of Biden’s advisers, Mike Donilon, seems to have faith in the power of rehashing the January 6th narrative. Bless his heart. Sure, they might throw a boatload of cash at it, but let’s face it, it’s like trying to fix a leaky faucet with duct tape. In the real world, where hardworking Americans are feeling the pinch, it’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

But wait, there’s more. While they’re busy patting themselves on the back for holding hands with radicals and terrorists, their own party is starting to resemble a circus act. “Uncommitted” voters showing up on Super Tuesday? That’s like finding a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. Biden’s got his work cut out for him trying to balance the scales between the far left and the slightly-less-far left. Good luck with that, Mr. President.

In the end, it’s clear that Biden’s advisers are one sandwich short of a picnic. If they want to keep living in their fantasyland, who are we to burst their bubble? Let them keep whistling past the graveyard until the music stops in November. But mark my words, folks, reality has a funny way of crashing the party, and I have a feeling this one won’t end well for the Dream Team.

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