Biden White House Cocaine Mystery: Betting Frenzy on Hunter & More!

Well, well, well, if it ain’t another dose of scandal in the White House! It looks like the Biden administration just can’t keep their stories straight when it comes to finding cocaine in their precious abode. First, they said it was discovered in the White House on Sunday, but now they can’t seem to agree on the exact location. Talk about being as elusive as a ninja on roller skates!

But wait, folks, it gets even better! Apparently, sports betting sites have jumped on this opportunity like a squirrel on a bag of nuts. They’re letting people place bets on who the culprit might be. And guess who’s taking the lead? None other than Hunter Biden, the president’s own son! It’s no surprise, really, considering his colorful past with drug use. Oh, how the mighty have fallen – from crack pipes to bookies’ dreams.

Let’s take a look at some of the other contenders, shall we? We’ve got Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs star tight end, making a strong showing. Then there’s someone from the Jonas Brothers – perhaps they’ve been serenading the halls of the White House while we weren’t looking? And let’s not forget about Tony Montana from “Scarface” making a cameo appearance on the suspect list. Maybe he’s live and kickin’ in Miami, just itching for another round of cocaine-fueled mayhem.

It seems like everyone and their dog is on the suspect list, except for President Biden and the First Lady. The bettors have spoken, and they don’t think Uncle Joe’s cognitive issues are due to a little nose candy. Can’t say I’m surprised – it’s more likely the result of his age catching up with him, bless his heart.

Even the White House staff is under suspicion, with janitors, secret service agents, and even the librarian getting a piece of the action. Personally, I wouldn’t bet on the librarian – they’re too busy shushing people to get involved in such shenanigans. But hey, anything is possible in the wild world of politics.

Now, I don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but isn’t it just downright comical that this is what we’re talking about? Cocaine in the White House? Are we living in some twisted reality TV show? And to top it all off, the prime suspect happens to be the son of the most powerful man in the country. Talk about the untouchables!

It’s moments like these that make you wonder if we’re living in a banana republic under the reign of King Biden. I mean, come on, even banana republics are looking at us and saying, “Hey, at least we don’t have cocaine scandals in our presidential residences!” It’s a sad state of affairs when the United States has become the laughingstock of the world.

So, my friends, if you’re feeling lucky, I’d say hop on the betting bandwagon before it’s too late. Place your bets on who you think left that pesky baggie of cocaine in the White House, because once the culprit is caught, these prop bets will be nothing more than a distant memory. And let’s hope that one day, we can return to talking about more important issues than the president’s offspring and their questionable hobbies. Until then, keep your eyes peeled and your sense of humor intact. We’re in for a wild ride with this administration. Yeehaw!

Source: Red State

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