Staff Reports
In the latest blunder on Biden’s blooper reel, Special Counsel Robert Hur’s report has once again revealed the president’s mishandling of classified information. But don’t hold your breath waiting for any charges to be brought against him. It’s not because he’s innocent, but because he’s just too darn senile! This nightmare scenario has left the president’s aides in a panic and the liberal media in a fit of rage over the unnecessary portrayal of Biden as aloof. Hur’s report did detail some mitigating circumstances, as required, but it’s hard to shake off the feeling that Biden’s mental state is raising some serious red flags.
Not Even Joe Biden Knows…Joe Biden on Mental Health https://t.co/edRuIYH6Dg
— David Jones (@davidjones720) February 14, 2024
Speaking of mental health, even Biden himself has admitted that it’s fair to question his fitness for the job. In a previous interview with CBS News, Biden acknowledged that it was “totally legitimate” for Americans to question if he could even get up the stairs of Air Force Two, let alone handle the demands of the presidency. The man himself has put this issue on the table for voters to judge him by, so let’s not pretend this isn’t a valid concern.
The numbers don’t lie, folks. A whopping 86 percent of Americans believe Biden is too old for the job, and it’s going to take more than a few canned public appearances to change their minds. Case in point: Biden’s last-minute ditch of an interview with CBS News on Super Bowl Sunday speaks volumes about the level of trust his own aides have in his ability to avoid a devastating senior moment on live television.
Sure, they can try to brush this under the rug and hope time works in their favor, but the Hur Report isn’t going anywhere. And let’s not forget, Biden is still ancient and can’t even remember when his own son died. So why not put his vitality to the test with a cognitive evaluation? Oh, that’s right, he’s conveniently decided to sidestep that one. But hey, even Mr. Magoo himself has raised doubts about his own capabilities, so maybe it’s time he faces the music and proves he’s up to the task – if he can remember the tune, that is!
