Biden’s Ego Crisis: Whines at Press, Fumbles Economy & Fails at Border Control!

Bias alert! Get ready for a wild ride through the twists and turns of President Joe Biden’s latest escapades. So, Joe Biden, the man with an ego bigger than the state of Texas, found himself in New Hampshire surrounded by Democrat names plastered on the walls. Talk about subtle advertising, right? You’d think being in the midst of the faithful would keep his whining at bay, but oh no, that’s not how Ol’ Joe operates.

The guy just can’t handle any form of challenge. He takes a swing at the press, of all people, claiming they don’t fawn over him as much as they did over Trump. Seriously, Joe? The media practically kisses the ground you walk on, and you’re still craving more validation? It’s like a kid throwing a tantrum because he didn’t get the biggest slice of cake. Grow up, Joe!

And don’t even get started on his economic fairy tales. Joe boasts about creating “15 million new jobs” like he’s the hero of the working class. News flash, Joe, most of those are just people going back to work post-pandemic. Oh, and let’s not forget about his magical inflation math. Going from nine to three percent? Who does he think he’s fooling? He’s the one who pumped it up in the first place like a balloon animal at a birthday party.

Then there’s the border debacle. Joe suddenly wants an “orderly process” after dismantling all the security measures in place. It’s like letting a bull loose in a china shop and then asking it to tiptoe around. Real smooth, Joe. And let’s call a spade a spade – illegal aliens are breaking the law, no matter what fancy term the Dems slap on it. You can’t sugarcoat it, Joe, no matter how hard you try.

And the cherry on top? Joe’s feeble attempt at taking questions gets shut down quicker than a bad reality TV show. It’s like his handlers are playing puppet master while Joe dances to their tune. The leader of the free world, folks. More like the puppet of the hidden hand. Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Biden Turns.”

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