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Biden’s Press Secretary Fumbles Hard: Lights Flickering on Ol’ Joe’s Cognitive Tests?

Oh boy, buckle up, folks! Karine Jean-Pierre, Biden’s press secretary, had a rough go of it when faced with some tough questions, and boy did she stumble! The poor woman just couldn’t quite get her story straight. When asked about Biden’s cognitive abilities, she boldly claimed he passes a test every single day. Um, Karine, sweetie, we’re not talking about just any test here, we’re talking about the big one that shows if the lights are still on upstairs for ol’ Joe. Spoiler alert: they’re flickering!

And get this, Jean-Pierre tried to defend Biden by saying it’s not about his speeches or gaffes, but about his policies. Policies? More like po-lies! Have you seen what’s happening at the border lately? It’s a complete disaster! And don’t even get me started on the inflation hitting our wallets harder than a ton of bricks. But hey, at least the White House brought back the “norm” of not having the president’s doctors brief the press. Because nothing says transparent governance like keeping mum about the guy who looks like he’s one step away from forgetting his own name.

But wait, there’s more! When questioned about Biden’s sudden trip to Texas, supposedly not related to an event by a certain former president, Jean-Pierre stumbled again. A year late and a dollar short seems to be the Biden administration’s motto. And you know what’s truly disappointing? The fact that Biden couldn’t find the time to call the family of Laken Riley, a victim of a heinous crime committed by an illegal alien. Shame on him! That call could’ve scored some serious PR points, but instead, crickets.

It seems like the only thing Karine Jean-Pierre and the White House are good at is dodging questions and dropping the ball. But hey, at least they’re consistent in their incompetence, right? *insert eye roll* Wake up, folks! The circus is in town, and it’s running the country. Time to grab your popcorn and watch the show – or better yet, let’s elect someone who actually knows what they’re doing next time!

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