Staff Reports
The dreaded day has arrived, folks! President Biden is in hot water once again, and this time, it’s not looking too good for him. The all-knowing polling data has revealed that Biden’s support is about as sturdy as a house of cards in a hurricane. The USA Today/Suffolk survey, which has sent shivers down the spines of Democrat-aligned strategists and journalists alike, has uncovered some shocking truths. Brace yourselves, because Biden is seriously shedding support among key components of his 2020 victory coalition, like black voters, young voters, and independents. It’s like his grip on these groups is slipping faster than a greased pig at a county fair.
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— Marlon East Of The Pecos (@Darksideleader2) January 4, 2024
But fear not, dear readers, for Biden’s campaign and defenders are certainly not twiddling their thumbs in denial. Oh no, they’ve sprang into action like a pack of caffeinated squirrels. In a feeble attempt to mend the rift with black voters, Biden is sauntering off to Charleston, South Carolina, to visit Mother Emanuel AME Church. It’s like watching a desperate contestant on a reality TV show trying to win back their ex. “Look at me, I’m so sincere and empathetic,” shouts Biden as he pats himself on the back. And in a move that’s about as transparent as a pane of glass, the president’s cronies are blabbering on about white supremacists and political violence, hoping to deflect attention away from his floundering support.
But wait, there’s more! The president is pulling out all the stops to win back the affections of young voters by canceling student debt for millions of people. It’s a classic ploy, folks. Shower a specific group of heavily-Democratic voters with goodies and hope they don’t notice the stench of failure lingering in the air. And if that tactic doesn’t make you roll your eyes, Biden’s pivot towards bashing Trump in a frantic appeal to moderates and independents certainly will. It’s like watching a rerun of a bad sitcom that wasn’t funny the first time around. The president’s campaign is desperately trying to relive the glory days of his 2020 election triumph, where he painted himself as the valiant hero fighting against the evil forces of Trump.
To add insult to injury, even influential figures like the co-host of the “Breakfast Club” radio show are turning their backs on Biden. Charlamagne, the voice of reason in a sea of political flimflam, has slammed Biden’s posturing and empty promises. He’s not afraid to call out the Democrats for their hollow campaign rhetoric and their failure to deliver on their pledges. And let’s not forget Charlamagne’s scathing criticism of Vice President Harris, who seems to have vanished into thin air since taking office.
So, dear readers, the writing is on the wall. If Biden doesn’t pull a rabbit out of his hat soon, he may just end up being a one-hit wonder in the White House. The couch might just come out as the unlikely champion in the 2024 race. So buckle up, folks, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride in Bidenworld!
