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Booming Economy Ruffles Biden’s 2024 Feathers Amid Choco Crisis!

The recent news on the economy has got people feeling pretty good, but not everyone is celebrating. The Washington Examiner’s Economics Reporter Zach Halaschak and Magazine Executive Editor Jim Antle got together to talk about the impact on President Joe Biden’s 2024 campaign. It’s a mixed bag of peanuts and lemons, folks!

First off, the good news is causing a big headache for President Biden. You see, when the economy does well, it makes it harder for Republicans to point out his failures. It’s like trying to find a bad hair day on a Hollywood starlet – nearly impossible. And with the election coming up in 2024, the last thing old Joe needs is for the economy to start showing off like a peacock in mating season.

But that’s not all, folks. There’s trouble brewing on the horizon, and it’s not just a storm in a teacup. Nope, it’s the cocoa bean shortage as Easter approaches. Now, I don’t know about you, but if there’s one thing that gets a conservative’s blood boiling, it’s messing with Easter candy. Can you imagine telling little Timmy that he can’t have his chocolate bunny because there aren’t enough cocoa beans to go around? It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

So, there you have it, folks. The economy is doing well, and President Biden is sweating bullets. And on top of that, we’ve got a potential chocolate crisis on our hands. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but one thing’s for sure – politics and chocolate are a volatile mix!

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