Staff Reports
In the eternal tug-of-war between fossil fuel patriotism and liberal aspirations for electric might, it appears that the tide has turned in favor of good old gasoline-guzzling, emission-spewing vehicles. The dream of autonomous electric clunkers cruising our streets seems to be fading faster than a Biden promise.
Apple has put an end to its decadelong push to build its own electric vehicle, an effort once seen as having the potential to transform the auto industry https://t.co/nM5TZDqyp1 https://t.co/nM5TZDqyp1
— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) February 27, 2024
Take the titan of tech, Apple. They’ve waved the white flag over their Project Titan, a protracted fantasy of an autonomous electric car. They’re ditching the jalopy in favor of generative artificial intelligence. Well, at least that sounds more like something out of a sci-fi novel than an actual ride on wheels.
The eco-warriors who championed the electric car revolution have suffered a blow to their solar-powered egos. Biden and his cronies are backpedaling like a unicycle with a flat tire on their mandatory electric vehicle sales plan. The only sharp increase happening now is in excuses!
Ford, bless their gasket-stricken hearts, can’t seem to give away their electrified clunkers, resorting to slashing prices faster than a ninja on sale day. It’s a classic case of trying to sell ice to Eskimos – Americans just aren’t buying it. Not even when there’s a blue-light special!
But fear not, fellow freedom lovers, for Toyota’s got our backs with hybrids. Their sales are shooting up like a rocket at a fireworks stand. People are clamoring for those fuel-efficient, dependable hybrids like it’s the last drop of gasoline on earth. Who needs a souped-up Prius when you can have a Mustang Mach-E collecting dust in the garage?
The lesson here, dear reader, is that the American dream still revolves around good, old-fashioned cars that run on good, old-fashioned fuel. Hybrids are the golden ticket to a greener future without the hefty price tag or the range anxiety. So next time the liberals come knocking with their electric fantasies, just remember – hybrids are the true road warriors of tomorrow!
