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Goldie Hawn’s Out-of-this-World UFO Experiences Revealed!

Goldie Hawn, famous actress and self-proclaimed expert on UFOs and aliens, is sharing her encounters with extraterrestrial beings. In an episode of the Apple Fitness+ audio experience “Time to Walk,” Hawn revealed that when she was just 20 years old, she was touched by two or three aliens. It seems that Hawn was always curious about extraterrestrial life, as she recalled sitting outside her door in California, looking up at the stars and wondering about the vastness of the universe and whether we are the only planet with life.

Hawn’s wish for contact came true a few months later when she was dancing in California. Feeling tired during a rehearsal, she asked a friend if she could take a nap in his car. While in the car, Hawn heard a strange high-pitched sound and saw two or three triangular-shaped heads outside the window. The aliens appeared to be discussing her, pointing at her as if she were a subject of interest. Later, she discovered during “repressed memory” sessions that one of the aliens had made physical contact with her.

Now, before we jump to any conclusions, let’s consider Occam’s Razor. Is it more likely that Goldie Hawn had a weird dream or that aliens actually visited her? While it’s entertaining to imagine aliens examining a sleeping 20-year-old girl in the back of a car, we should remember that physical evidence is lacking. With all the cameras and smartphones around today, you’d expect someone to have captured a clear photo or video of such encounters.

However, the Pentagon is taking the issue seriously, opening a whistle-blower hotline for reporting close encounters. So, if Goldie Hawn wants to contribute to the extensive body of knowledge on UFOs and aliens, she should report her encounter. But personally, I’m not buying it. Sorry, Goldie, but I’ll have to sock it to ya on this one.

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