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A Fearful Band of Republican Senators Take Aim at Chinese Communist Party’s Marijuana Empire
In a daring move that would make Indiana Jones proud, a group of brave Republican senators recently sent a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland, demanding answers about the Chinese Communist Party’s (CCP) possible involvement in illegal marijuana operations across the United States. Led by the valiant Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa, these conservatives aren’t afraid to confront the hidden dangers lurking behind the pot plants.
EXCLUSIVE: 50 Senators And House Members Press Merrick Garland on CCP Ties To Marijuana Grows https://t.co/GIrt6M3KYX @dailycaller
— Jennie Taer (@JennieSTaer) February 2, 2024
The letter, obtained exclusively by the Daily Caller News Foundation (DCNF), asks Garland to spill the beans on the resources the Department of Justice (DOJ) has dedicated to exposing these sinister plots and to provide an accurate count of CCP-linked marijuana grows currently operating in the land of the free. Rumors have circulated about 270 suspected Chinese illegal grow operations in Maine alone, potentially raking in a staggering $4.37 billion annually. Folks, that’s a lot of green!
The senators expressed deep concern over Chinese nationals and organized crime getting their sticky fingers on American farmland, turning it into a weed wonderland. But that’s not all. These nefarious operations are involved in everything from human trafficking to drug trafficking and even violent crime! They’re like the evil villains in a B-list action movie, except their crimes aren’t fictional. They’re happening right here in our backyard.
It seems these malevolent marijuana farms often take root in states with legal cannabis programs, cunningly disguising themselves among law-abiding Americans. It’s like a cannabis camouflaging circus! And the lawmakers aren’t fooling around when they say these unlawful Chinese grows pose a direct threat to public safety, human rights, and national security. Not to mention the addiction crisis gripping our nation. Talk about being high on danger!
The Daily Caller News Foundation went undercover, exploring numerous properties identified as suspected Chinese grow sites. It’s like something out of a suspense thriller—chasing leads, uncovering secrets. But don’t worry, dear reader. The brave journalists of the DCNF will stop at nothing to deliver the truth! They’ve even discovered that illegal and legal immigrants from China are involved in the clandestine grow sites of California’s Siskiyou County. Looks like the CCP’s influence doesn’t stop at our borders!
According to insider sources, Chinese nationals who are either legal residents or have asylum claims are often the masterminds behind these diabolical grow operations. And guess who they’re in cahoots with? Mexican cartels! They’re like the twisted partners-in-crime, working hand in hand to line their pockets and grow their empire. It’s a cross-border connection, and they’re laughing all the way to the bank.
As if all this chilling information weren’t enough, border security has become a hot topic in this saga. It turns out that in December alone, there were over 5,900 encounters with Chinese migrants crossing our southern border illegally. That’s more encounters than the total in fiscal years 2021 and 2022 combined! It’s like a scene from an action-packed blockbuster, where the heroes must fight off wave after wave of invaders.
Folks, this battle against the Chinese Communist Party’s marijuana empire is not to be taken lightly. It’s an issue of national security, public safety, and protecting our way of life. We can’t let our guard down, and we should applaud these brave Republican senators for staring danger in the face and demanding answers. Let’s hope Attorney General Garland rises to the occasion and takes swift action to shut down these treacherous pot operations once and for all. Freedom and sanity depend on it!
