Staff Reports
Katy Perry and her “historic” all-female space mission just got blasted by the Trump administration as a total fraud. The Blue Origin joyride, packed with liberal celebrities, is now exposed as a fake publicity stunt paid for by Jeff Bezos. Real Americans aren’t buying this “girl power” fantasy – and neither is President Trump.
The so-called astronauts screamed like toddlers during their 11-minute carnival ride to the edge of space. Videos show Gail King begging Bezos to open the capsule door like some damsel in distress. These pampered elites couldn’t even handle basic door handles while taxpayers footed the bill for their outer space photo op.
Internet sleuths uncovered shocking proof the whole mission was staged. A leaked photo shows a plastic mannequin hand inside the capsule – the same dummy Blue Origin used in test flights eight years ago. There’s no burn marks from re-entry, and the “spacecraft” door opened backward like a broken minivan. This wasn’t science – it was science fiction.
While real astronauts train for decades, these celebrities took a two-day crash course in making zero-G duck faces. NASA confirmed none of them qualify as astronauts. Katy Perry’s big contribution? Belting off-key showtunes about “love and connection” while actual heroes risk their lives exploring the final frontier.
The Trump administration pulled no punches, calling out this $28 million vanity project as a slap in the face to working-class Americans. While single moms struggle to buy groceries, coastal elites play space tourist. President Trump vowed to stop taxpayer dollars funding more Bezos circus acts disguised as “STEM education.”
Conservative commentators roasted the mission as peak liberal hypocrisy. “They want us celebrating ‘diversity’ while they party in zero gravity,” said Benny Johnson. Michael Knowles quipped, “The only thing fake as their astronaut badges? Those feminist talking points they recycled from their bad pop songs.”
The White House confirmed new rules requiring real astronaut training for anyone claiming the title. No more participation trophies in space. Meanwhile, Katy Perry’s team threatened lawsuits over the fraud claims – but you don’t see NASA astronauts crying when we question their credentials.
This scandal proves what patriots already knew: the left cares more about celebrity stunts than American values. While they float around playing make-believe, President Trump’s pushing real breakthroughs – like returning astronauts to the Moon on schedule and under budget. That’s the difference between Hollywood fantasy and red-state grit.
