Staff Reports
In a latest palooza of political pizzazz, it was revealed this week that independent presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is rolling with attorney and all-around good gal, Nicole Shanahan, as his ride-or-die running mate. The surprise move left former President Donald J. Trump doing a happy dance, claiming it’s a surefire sign that Kennedy will be swiping votes from good ol’ President Joe Biden and not him. Score one for the Trumpster!
Who is Nicole Shanahan, the philanthropist picked by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as his running mate? https://t.co/i8yFyHHlZy
— The Associated Press (@AP) March 26, 2024
Shanahan, the brains behind the operation, dropped a truth bomb by declaring that the Democratic Party is as lost as a squirrel in a maze. Talk about spilling the tea! At an event that probably had more pizzazz than a circus, Kennedy introduced Shanahan as a legal eagle, a science whiz, a tech guru, and a fierce momma bear – talk about a powerhouse duo!
Kennedy went on to praise Shanahan for her keen insight into how Big Tech is using artificial intelligence to bamboozle us common folk. Those tech giants better watch out now that this dynamic duo is on the case! Shanahan, once a Democrat groupie, threw some major shade at her former party pals, claiming they’ve gone off the rails faster than a train in a hurricane.
In a not-so-shocking twist, Trump took to his favorite soapbox, Truth Social, to throw jabs at Kennedy and Shanahan. He labeled Kennedy as the leftiest of lefties, pointing out his love for the Green New Deal and all things that make conservatives break out in a cold sweat. The Trumpster even hinted at a potential conspiracy against the pair, suggesting they might get a one-way ticket to Indictment City – yikes!
And just when you think the drama is over, Trump predicts that Kennedy and Shanahan might be cooking up trouble that could land them in hot water quicker than a boiling teapot. But hey, Trump is all smiles, claiming this spectacle is “great for MAGA,” even if those pesky communists try to rain on his parade. So, buckle up, folks – it looks like the political circus is just getting started, and Trump couldn’t be happier!
