Staff Reports
A crazed Trump-hating leftist with a scoped AK-47, yes, you read that right, an AK-47, tried to take down our beloved former president during a leisurely golf game at his posh West Palm Beach resort. The attacker, Ryan Routh, a longtime Democrat with sketchy ties to Ukraine, had it out for Trump, that’s for sure. But wait, it gets even more suspicious! The attack was so unexpected that even CNN was surprised, and we all know CNN is usually busy bashing conservatives.
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Now, here’s where it gets juicy. Not only was Routh cozy with Ukrainian fighters, but he also had plans to sneak people into the war zone illegally, all while donating loads of cash to Democratic candidates like Beto and Warren. Can you say shady connections? This screams deep-state involvement! Could there be a mole in Trump’s inner circle leaking his every move to these radicals? It wouldn’t be surprising, given the left’s obsession with taking down a president who actually put America first.
And let’s not forget about Routh’s ties to a certain MSNBC analyst who once suggested a bombing at Trump Tower. Talk about a group of Trump-hating conspirators! But hold on to your hats, folks, because even Meta and X had to step in and scrub Routh’s social media presence. What are they trying to hide? The leftist media is working overtime to cover up the truth, but we won’t let them get away with it.
As the investigation unfolds, one thing’s for sure: this was no random act of violence. This was a sinister plot to harm our dear leader orchestrated by the left-wing loonies who can’t stand a successful, conservative president. The question remains, what shadowy ties does Routh have to the CIA? Only time will tell, but one thing is crystal clear – the left will stop at nothing to silence anyone who stands in their way, even resorting to unthinkable violence. Stay vigilant, patriots, the battle for truth and justice is far from over!
