Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events, a draft resolution to declare former President Donald Trump as the presumptive GOP nominee has been withdrawn. And just when he was about to don his imaginary crown and declare himself the ruler of the Republican kingdom once again! Oh well, better luck next time, Donald.
The proposal was put forth by David Bossie, a member of the Republican National Committee (RNC), who must have been dreaming of the days when Trump reigned supreme. He believed that Trump deserved the nomination after his wins in the Iowa caucus and New Hampshire primary. But alas, Trump himself rejected the idea. He must have realized that trying to become the nominee without going through the “Old Fashioned” way of ballots and delegates would have been a tad too brazen, even for him.
Draft Resolution To Declare Trump The Presumptive Nominee Withdrawn https://t.co/YLl5pnsnPp #BreakingNews #Breaking #News pic.twitter.com/bqt83LCu62
— ? Pointman Alerts (@PointmanAlerts) January 26, 2024
Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate Trump’s humility. He graciously thanked the RNC for their consideration but suggested that they prioritize party unity over his own ambitions. How selfless of him! Just think of all the sacrifices he’s making for the good of the party. It’s truly inspiring.
But let’s not forget the real winners here: the Washington insiders and Nikki Haley. They must be breathing a collective sigh of relief now that Trump won’t be steamrolling his way to the nomination. What a missed opportunity for them to show off their superiority and put Trump in his place. Poor Nikki, she can only dream of facing off against Trump in a debate. I’m sure she would have wiped the floor with him…if only she were given the chance.
And speaking of Nikki Haley, she’s still in the race, folks! She’s not giving up anytime soon, despite Trump’s overwhelming lead in the polls. Bless her heart for her determination, but let’s face it, the Republican voters across the country will ultimately decide who the nominee should be. And if history has taught us anything, it’s that they have a soft spot for the one and only Donald J. Trump.
Well, that’s all for now, folks. The drama continues to unfold in the Republican party, but one thing’s for sure: Trump isn’t going down without a fight. We’ll just have to wait and see if he can secure those state delegates and make his grand entrance at the RNC convention. Until then, keep those imaginary crowns polished and ready for the coronation. Trump 2024, here we come!
