Biden Busted! Spews Cannon Lies, Scores 4 Pinocchios

The liberal media is at it again, folks! Joe Biden, the king of time-wasting, is back with a new episode of “Let’s Make Up Lies About the Second Amendment”! This time, he’s trying to convince the American people that they can’t own a cannon. Can you believe it? Not only is this a blatant lie, but it’s also a complete waste of time. The man clearly has too much free time on his hands.

Biden, who fancies himself an expert on the Second Amendment, continues to peddle this ridiculous falsehood, even going as far as to spout it in an interview with Univision. But, as always, the fact checkers are on the case, and surprise, surprise – it’s another whopper from ol’ Joe.

According to the Washington Post, Biden’s claim is not only false but also earns him a substantial four Pinocchios. That’s right, folks, he’s been caught with his pants on fire once again. Even constitutional law professors are chiming in to set the record straight. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck – you just can’t look away.

It’s clear that Biden’s penchant for stretching the truth knows no bounds. He’s like the Forrest Gump of presidents, always conveniently popping up in every historical event. But while he can’t seem to remember when his own son passed away, he’s more than willing to exploit it for political gain. How low can you go, Joe?

The truth is, individuals have had the right to own cannons for centuries, as outlined in the Constitution itself. Maybe someone should remind Biden of the 200-year-old laws that allowed private individuals to act as pirates on behalf of the United States. It’s like watching a sitcom where the main character just can’t seem to get anything right.

Joe Biden’s fantasy world of historical fiction and made-up facts is nothing short of a waste of time. It’s time for him to pack up his tall tales and focus on issues that actually matter. But who are we kidding? That would require him to care about real problems facing the American people. Keep dreaming, Joe.

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