Staff Reports
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we have got a scandal brewing that’s gonna make your jaw drop! George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley, with all his smarts and legal expertise, has just dropped a truth bomb about the Biden family and their little influence peddling scheme. Brace yourselves, because according to Turley, this scandal is shaping up to be one of the biggest corruption scandals in the history of Washington. Oh boy, grab the popcorn!
Turley ain’t holdin’ back, folks. He’s here to set the record straight about President Biden and his yarns on the campaign trail. It turns out that ol’ Joe lied through his teeth about what he knew regarding his son Hunter’s shady business deals. Turley ain’t buyin’ Biden’s excuse that he had no clue what was going on. Oh no, folks! Turley points out that there were not one, not two, but almost two dozen calls between Biden and these corrupt figures from Europe. We’re talkin’ Ukraine, Russia, and China here, folks. The most corrupt of the corrupt. It seems like Biden was just a phone call away from being part of the shady brand himself.
Now, hold on to your outrage hats, because Turley drops another bombshell. He’s been in the political game for a long time, folks, and he’s seen his fair share of influence peddling. But this Biden family takes the cake! Turley has never seen anything quite like it. These folks make corruption an art form. Move over Picasso!
?DEVON ARCHER TAKEAWAYS ?
We completed a transcribed interview with Biden associate, Devon Archer.
Archer’s testimony confirms Joe Biden lied to the American people when he said he had no knowledge about his son’s business dealings and was not involved.
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— Oversight Committee (@GOPoversight) July 31, 2023
But wait, Cavuto tries to play devil’s advocate here, suggesting that Joe Biden was just making innocent phone calls, like a proud soccer dad cheering for his son. Well, Turley ain’t buying it, and I don’t blame him. He smacks down that argument real quick. These weren’t your regular phone calls, folks. These were calls made to show that Joe Biden was part of the corrupt brand. He wanted to make sure everyone knew he was in on the shady dealings. Talk about a family business, huh?
Now, here’s the million-dollar question, folks. What did these corrupt folks get for all their money? Were they buying influence? Access to power? We need answers, folks! Turley is spot on when he says we can’t just turn the other cheek on this one. Oh no, Democrats can wish all they want, but we, the American people, deserve the truth. This scandal is gonna go down in the history books, folks, mark my words!
In the end, Turley leaves us with a chilling thought. Brace yourselves, folks, because this corruption scandal is gonna be one for the ages. Washington has seen its fair share of scandals, but this one, well, this one takes the cake. Buckle up, America, because the truth is coming, and it’s gonna knock your socks off! So, hold onto your hat, stay vigilant, and demand answers. It’s time to expose the swamp for what it really is!
