Biden Sneaks Hunter on Marine One, White House Stutters

President Joe Biden was spotted returning to Washington D.C. after a lavish trip to Delaware. But wait a minute, the White House conveniently forgot to include a certain someone from the list of people traveling with him. Can you guess who? Yep, you got it – it’s none other than Hunter Biden, the troublemaking son of the President.

You see, Hunter Biden has been in some hot water lately, defying a congressional subpoena and facing a laundry list of felony tax and gun charges. So, what’s the deal with him flying around on Marine One with his dear old dad while the White House conveniently “forgets” to mention him on the travel list? 

During the daily briefing, a brave reporter decided to call out the White House on this glaring omission. “Hey, why didn’t you include Hunter Biden on the list of people traveling with the President?” they asked. The White House deputy press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, stumbled over her words and tried to dodge the question like a cat avoiding a bath.

In a feeble attempt to save face, Jean-Pierre made some flimsy argument about how the White House doesn’t typically provide lists of family members who accompany the President on their jaunts. But come on, let’s call a spade a spade here. It’s not every day that a President’s son is up to his ears in legal trouble and still getting VIP treatment on government-funded trips. And don’t get them started on the Secret Service conveniently “forgetting” to keep visitor logs to Biden’s luxurious Delaware homes.


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