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Biden Spins Wild WWII Tale, Claims Uncle Eaten by Cannibals

President Biden has cooked up one wild, twisted tale about his uncle’s World War II plane crash, claiming he was eaten by cannibals. Now, that’s just a bunch of baloney! The President doubled down on this whopper of a story, even using it as a jab at Donald Trump. But hold onto your hats, folks, because it looks like old Joe may have let his imagination run a little too wild.

According to military records, Uncle Finnegan’s plane crashed into the ocean due to engine failure. No cannibals in sight! The Department of Defense’s POW/MIA Accounting Agency sets the record straight, stating the plane went down off the coast of New Guinea, with no mention of any man-eating escapades.

To top it off, Biden boasted about the government searching for parts of the plane “when I went down there.” But surprise, surprise – there’s no evidence of any such search. In fact, Biden’s decision to pike on visiting Papua New Guinea has caused quite the stink.

It appears that President Biden’s memory is a bit like a sieve, forgetting important details like engine failure and diplomatic snafus. It’s enough to make your head spin! So much for sticking to the facts and leaving the storytelling to the professionals, Mr. President.

Written by Staff Reports

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