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Biden’s Big Blunder? Dems in Disarray as Trump Leads Pack

Oh boy, hold on to your hats, folks! The Democrats are sweating bullets as they prep for President Joe Biden’s big State of the Union address. With Uncle Joe clocking in at a spry 81 years old, some folks on the Left are starting to wonder if his elevator goes all the way to the top floor. And guess what? He’s trailing behind the one and only Donald Trump in the polls! Yep, you heard that right, the man, the myth, the legend himself, Trump, is giving ol’ Joe a run for his money. Maybe it’s time for the Democrats to hit the panic button!

But wait, it gets better! The Democrats are split down the middle like a rotten avocado. Some are breaking out in a cold sweat over Biden’s classic foot-in-mouth moments, while others are putting on a brave face and praying for a miracle. Democratic House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer is out here trying to make it rain positivity, saying Biden’s got what it takes for round two, but the doubters are knocking at the door louder than a cat in heat.

And hold up, there’s some beef sizzling on the grill! Remember that special counsel Robert Hur guy? Yeah, he gave Biden a once-over on his handling of classified info and let’s just say, things got a little messy. The report pointed out that Biden seemed to have a memory blip on when he started and ended his vice presidency and even whiffed on the date of his son’s passing. Yikes!

But don’t you worry, folks, Biden’s got some die-hard fans in his corner. They’re talking up his smackdown on those pesky hecklers and betting the farm on a flawless State of the Union address. Democratic Rep. Dan Kildee is dusting off his pom-poms, while Rep. Ted Lieu is practically writing love letters to Biden’s comeback skills. But between you and me, there’s a House Democrat out there biting their nails to the quick, praying to the heavens that Biden doesn’t stumble over his own two feet when the spotlight hits him.

So, grab your popcorn, folks! It’s shaping up to be a showstopper at this State of the Union address. Will Biden deliver the goods and put those pesky doubts to rest? Or will the Democrats be left scrambling for the exit like rats on a sinking ship? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – this political circus is just getting started, and the elephants are definitely in the room!

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