Staff Reports
Are you ready for a good chuckle? Well, hold on to your hats, because here’s a real knee-slapper for you! President Joe Biden, the man of the hour, has been given the green light to keep on waltzing through the White House halls. That’s right, folks! Despite all the hullabaloo about mishandled documents and a cognitive fumble here and there, ol’ Joe has gotten a shiny stamp of approval from the doctors at Walter Reed National Medical Center.
But let’s stop and smell the roses, shall we? It’s no secret that Biden’s mental acuity is about as sharp as a beach ball. Seriously, have you seen him try to string together a coherent sentence lately? It’s like watching a one-legged man try to win a butt-kicking contest. The fact that they’re trying to pass off this doctor’s visit as anything other than a PR stunt is about as believable as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
Let's be honest, at no time was a Neuro exam done…https://t.co/wnFTu2hyP1
— Scott C "In Deo Fidemus Omnes Alios Vigilamus" (@ScottC20012) February 29, 2024
During his check-up extravaganza, it was uncovered that Biden is a sprightly 81-year-old with a side of seasonal allergies and a sprinkle of obstructive sleep apnea. So, let me get this straight – the leader of the free world can’t catch some Z’s without a Darth Vader mask? Now, that’s what I call a snooze-worthy performance.
And let’s not forget the laundry list of tests Biden underwent. Optometry, dentistry, podiatry – it’s like he’s trying to win a jackpot at the medical office slot machine. But hey, at least we now know that his feet are still attached to his body. Phew, crisis averted!
Now, let’s address the big, wrinkly elephant in the room – Biden’s memory issues. The special counsel basically gave him a hall pass for mishandling classified documents because, well, he’s an elderly man with a memory that’s slipperier than a greased pig at a county fair. It’s like saying, “Sorry, officer, I can’t remember where I parked my getaway car because I have a bad memory.” Give me a break, will ya?
In summary, this doctor’s visit was as staged as a high school play, with Biden playing the lead role of “The President Who Just Can’t Remember.” It’s a classic tale of smoke and mirrors, trying to paint a picture of a leader who’s as fit as a fiddle when we all know he’s more like a rusty trombone. Nice try, Biden, but the charade won’t fool us.
