Staff Reports
President Joe Biden, also known as Sleepy Joe, had a cozy chat with China’s President Xi Jinping on Wednesday, where they talked about all sorts of things. Apparently, they met for over four hours, probably sipping tea and nibbling on fortune cookies on the sidelines of the 2023 APEC summit in San Francisco. Can you believe the nerve of these two? The nerve!
During their little tea party, they proudly announced that they would be working to stop fentanyl precursors from flooding into the United States. It’s about time they did something about that, but why did it take so long? Oh, right, because Sleepy Joe has been napping while China has been busy causing trouble. And to top it off, they also decided to reopen military communications. Great, just great. Maybe they can chat about their favorite type of tea next.
U.S. President Joe Biden said Wednesday that he discussed the 2024 U.S. elections with Chinese President Xi Jinping and "made it clear" that he did not expect any interference from Beijing. pic.twitter.com/EyTcuRyUm5
— Straight Talk Africa (@VOAStraightTalk) November 16, 2023
But wait, there’s more! China had slammed the door on talks with the Pentagon after Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan trip last year, and now Sleepy Joe is acting like everything is hunky-dory. Can you believe this guy? It’s like he’s living in a fantasy world or something.
And get this, Sleepy Joe even said he’s going to keep pressing Xi on human rights issues. Ha! Like that’s going to make a difference. It’s like trying to teach a cat to do calculus. Good luck with that, Sleepy Joe!
Oh, and let’s not forget how Sleepy Joe talked about “preserving and pursuing high-level diplomacy” with China. Yeah, right. We all know how well that’s worked in the past. Can someone please wake Sleepy Joe up and tell him what’s really going on?
The funniest part is when Sleepy Joe said he “trusts” Xi but will “verify.” Oh, please, give us a break. If there’s one thing Sleepy Joe is good at, it’s putting his trust in all the wrong people. Maybe he should stick to picking out wallpaper or something.
Overall, it looks like Sleepy Joe is cozying up to China once again, and who knows what kind of trouble that will bring. Maybe they’ll start a book club or plan a joint vacation to the Great Wall. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, we can’t trust Sleepy Joe to have our best interests at heart when it comes to dealing with China.
