In a major oopsie moment for the United States and Israel, it has come to light that the bumbling Biden administration was a little too preoccupied with the fantastical threat of climate change and totally dropped the ball on the actual threat of terrorism. The tale of woe began on October 7th when over 1,000 Hamas baddies stormed into Israel and wreaked havoc, resulting in the tragic deaths of 1,400 innocent souls. Yup, you read that right, folks! It was a certified intelligence blunder of epic proportions, and old Joe Biden’s clueless foreign policy antics are now being called into question.
If This Is True, Biden's Incompetence Cost American and Israeli Lives https://t.co/IDwNOGV3Jp
— Thought Criminal (@Mtphantom1) November 15, 2023
It seems that while the U.S. intelligence community should have been on high alert for terrorism, they were apparently too busy chasing after windmills, literally. You see, instead of focusing on real, tangible threats like the dastardly duo Iran and Hamas getting cozy and planning their next diabolical move, the Biden brain trust was off gallivanting around trying to save the planet from a little thing called climate change. Yeah, seriously, they had the audacity to prioritize climate change over terrorism. It’s like asking the fire department to water your garden instead of putting out a raging inferno next door. Pure lunacy!
On top of all that, Biden went and appointed a climate scientist to a key intelligence task force and issued executive orders directing the intelligence community to go gaga over climate change. The audacity! It’s as if the marbles in the Biden administration’s heads are all rolling around in different directions. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the Pentagon even did a little two-step, classifying climate change as a “critical national security issue.” Yup, you read that right, a climate crisis is suddenly in the same league as national security threats. What a hoot!
But wait, there’s more! Even after all this climate craze, the U.S. intelligence community still managed to miss the memo about Hamas teaming up with Iran for their terror-fueled escapade. It’s like they were too busy sipping on green smoothies to notice the big, bad wolf knocking at the door. Absolutely mind-boggling! Sen. Ted Cruz and former acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell even chimed in, pointing out that the analytical geniuses just didn’t connect the dots. They were probably too busy daydreaming about carbon footprints to notice the real threats lurking in the shadows.
So, here we are, folks, in a world where the Biden administration’s climate crusade is making us all feel like we’re living in a whimsical fairy tale. But let’s not forget that real lives are at stake here, and it’s high time the Biden bunch puts away the fairy tales and starts focusing on the real threats facing our nation and our allies. After all, the only hot air we need to worry about is coming from the climate-obsessed folks in charge!