Staff Reports
Democrats are in disarray, and the media, their usual lapdogs, have turned into attack dogs over the 2024 race and President Joe Biden’s health. What a plot twist! Biden’s embarrassing performance in the June 27 debate has the liberal elite wringing their hands in sheer panic. The aftermath saw a rare sight: Democrats crawling out from under their rocks to quietly suggest that maybe, just maybe, Biden’s just not up to the job—physically or mentally.
The media’s relentless badgering has resulted in some Democrats issuing statements as clear as mud. They’re skirting around outright demanding Biden bow out while almost blaming him for their November nightmares. Within Biden’s ragtag crew, morale has hit rock bottom, and Axios published a report that laid out just how bad things have gotten. Think shipwrecks and mental breakdowns. It wasn’t long before campaign staff were caught in a dire state of despair, with one soul lying on the floor in pure despondency after Biden stammered like an engine out of fuel.
Axios dished the dirt further, noting that during a brief video interruption, one campaign staffer audibly thanked the tech gods for sparing the viewers from Biden’s meandering for a few precious seconds. The panic and desperation were palpable, leading to an all-hands conference call to rally the troops for the second time in a week. Campaign chair Jen O’Malley Dillon tried donning a stoic face, delivering a motivational speech that fell as flat as Biden’s debate performance.
This internal chaos is only worsened by a clueless White House senior leadership, seemingly oblivious to the depth of distress their aides were sent spiraling into while watching Biden flop in Atlanta. Apparently, some once-zealous staffers are now facing the grim reality that their great hope, Biden, might not be the comeback kid they had banked on, remembering his energetic State of the Union in March with nostalgic melancholy.
Loving every minute of this shit!
Biden's Campaign Staff Are All on the Verge of Mental Breakdowns https://t.co/OdY57LQvx7— Disgruntled Midwest Patriot (@MadPatriot60) July 11, 2024
While some Democratic operatives remain in a state of numb shock, a more vocal faction within the party and their big-money donors have already started sharpening their knives. They’re openly lining up against their faltering leader, urging him to step aside before what they fear will be an inevitable electoral trainwreck. But Biden, stubborn as ever, isn’t planning his exit strategy yet, and the clock to find a realistic replacement is ticking louder by the day.
To make matters worse, the Democratic Party’s collective anxiety is boiling over. They’re oscillating between panic and hopelessness, much like their voters are probably doing right now. As Biden shows no sign of stepping down, the Democrats have a nightmarish scenario on their hands, one that leaves little time and fewer options to salvage their 2024 hopes.
