Staff Reports
The Democrats are at it again with their so-called “projected” nominee, Sleepy Joe Biden. It’s like they can’t resist a good old establishment candidate, can they? The news is spreading that Biden is set to surpass the 1,968 delegates needed to officially secure the Democratic nomination, just one week after Super Tuesday. The establishment strikes again!
But let’s not pop the champagne just yet, folks. Sure, Biden might have hit the necessary delegate count, but the Democrats won’t make it official until their big convention in Chicago in August. So, technically, Sleepy Joe hasn’t quite locked it in just yet. But that won’t stop him from acting like he’s already won the whole shebang.
Biden reaches delegate threshold for 2024 Democratic nomination https://t.co/tT6qUqMfIQ via @colo_politics
— Colorado Politics (@colo_politics) March 13, 2024
In a statement, Biden blabbered on about how he’s so honored and all that jazz to have the support of the diverse Democratic Party. He’s banging on about standing up for democracy, protecting freedoms, and making the wealthy pay their “fair share” in taxes. It’s like he’s reading off a tired old script from the Democrat playbook.
And get this, Biden didn’t even break a sweat in reaching the delegate count. Dean Phillips and Marianne Williamson didn’t stand a chance against him. It’s like the Democratic establishment had it all rigged from the start. What a surprise! Now, Biden is all set to go head-to-head with former President Donald Trump in the general election. It’s like a rerun of the same old show, but with even less energy this time around.
But wait, there’s more! It’s not all sunshine and rainbows for Sleepy Joe. The special counsel’s report into Biden’s mishandling of classified documents is causing a real ruckus. He’s been stumbling over dates and forgetting crucial information left and right. It’s no wonder people are questioning whether he’s got what it takes to hold it together in the White House.
And as if that’s not enough, the Biden camp is already pumping millions of dollars into ad buys and trying to woo over supporters who are still gung-ho for Trump. They’re clearly sweating bullets over there, folks! Will Sleepy Joe be able to pull it together and take on Trump in the ultimate showdown? Only time will tell, but it sure looks like the Democrats are in for a wild ride leading up to their big Chicago shindig in August.
