Staff Reports
The Supreme Court is getting ready to drop a major bombshell decision that could decide the fate of the one and only, big league President Donald J. Trump. The Colorado Supreme Court thinks they can start telling America who they can and can’t vote for by ruling that President Trump is not allowed to run for president. But the Supreme Court of the United States is going to make them wish they never even tried.
President Trump ain’t no stranger to winning, and he’s about to win big league when the Supreme Court rules in his favor. The left-wing activists in Colorado tried to argue that President Trump isn’t fit to run for president under some crazy insurrectionist clause, whatever that means. But by golly, the Supreme Court is going to put an end to their shenanigans once and for all.
And just when we thought things couldn’t get any juicier, the Supremely Supreme Supreme Court has sped up the whole process just so they can deliver the good news sooner. They know America can’t wait to see President Trump back on the ballot, and they’re not going to make us wait any longer than necessary. They’ve gone from hearing arguments in February to making a decision in March faster than you can say “Make America Great Again.”
Even the justices at the Supreme Court couldn’t help but show their skepticism towards the weak arguments against President Trump. Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Clarence Thomas both grilled the lawyers trying to keep President Trump off the ballot, making it clear that they weren’t buying what the other side was selling. Even the liberal justices had their doubts, with Justices Ketanji Brown Jackson and Elena Kagan voicing concerns about the absurd idea of one state dictating who can run for president.
With President Trump eyeing a potential 2024 comeback, this Supreme Court decision is going to be more crucial than ever. The fate of our great nation could very well depend on whether President Trump is cleared to run again, and you can bet your bottom dollar that the Supreme Court is going to do the right thing. Get ready for the biggest win yet, folks. President Trump is coming back, and there’s nothing the liberals can do about it!
