Staff Reports
In the latest episode of “The Hunter Biden Show: Tales of Corruption and Denial,” it appears that the plot thickens. Hunter Biden’s lawyer, Abbe Lowell, has sent a strongly worded letter to those pesky Republicans, denying that Joe Biden was anywhere near his son when he sent a threatening WhatsApp message to a Chinese business associate. Oh, and they’re also claiming that the message is fake. Really? Fake news, anyone?
Hunter Biden Lawyer Claims Threatening WhatsApp Message to Chinese Business Associate Is Fakehttps://t.co/xR8M0SdF1Y
— The Daily Fetched (@DailyFetched) July 3, 2023
According to a brave IRS whistleblower by the name of Gary Shapley, Hunter Biden was demanding payment from a Chinese Communist Party official named Enry Zhao. Now, isn’t that just convenient? It seems that the plot is expanding to include not only the Bidens but also high-ranking Chinese officials. But don’t worry, folks, there’s absolutely no cause for concern. It’s not like Hunter’s firm, BHR Partners, had any cozy relationships with the Bank of China. Oh wait, it totally did. How surprising!
JOE WAS IN THE ROOM. pic.twitter.com/2WYAP8YWS6
— Jason Smith (@JasonSmithMO) June 22, 2023
So, what did this alleged WhatsApp message say? Well, it was quite the gem. Hunter supposedly wrote, “I am sitting here with my father, and we would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled.” And he didn’t stop there. He also added some charming threats, declaring that if anyone dared to contact him who wasn’t Enry Zhao or the chairman, Joe Biden himself would rain down vengeance upon them. Talk about a strongarm tactic. I guess being the son of the Vice President comes with its perks.
But hold on, folks, we’re just getting started with the drama. Abbe Lowell, representing Hunter Biden, has accused Republicans of faking this WhatsApp message. Yes, you heard that right. They’re claiming that it’s all a big hoax. It’s like a bad soap opera twist that nobody asked for. Chairman Jason Smith of the House Ways and Means Committee did his part to dispel these claims by showcasing a graphic with the message. Pretty hard to fake a graphic, isn’t it? But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got a good old-fashioned denial?
To add some more spice to the mix, the lawyers for our IRS whistleblower, Gary Shapley, fired back at Lowell’s claims. They’re not backing down, folks. They’re calling out the Biden family for their intimidation tactics and the politicization of the entire case. It seems like they’re refusing to let the Bidens sweep this under the rug. Good for them!
In the end, it’s hard to ignore the mounting evidence against Hunter Biden and his questionable dealings. But rest assured, the Democrats will do their best to dismiss it all as a witch hunt or a vast right-wing conspiracy. The corruption runs deep, my friends, and it’s up to us, the informed and vigilant citizens, to hold them accountable. The truth must prevail.
