Staff Reports
As the countdown to January 20, 2025, ticks away, it’s becoming increasingly clear that the Democrats are losing their grip. With every passing day, their collective sanity seems to fray a little more at the edges. Yesterday was no exception. Not only did they have to watch their dreams shatter as Donald Trump became the victor in the electoral vote certification, but they also had the delightful misfortune of witnessing Kamala Harris presiding over her own defeat. Can someone get her a tissue for that?
Picture this: Harris standing there, with the weight of the world—or maybe just the weight of her political future—on her shoulders. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson couldn’t mask his smirk as he called the results. Donald J. Trump, 312 votes; a triumphant sweep that sent the Democrats into a tailspin. Talk about a reality check. On a day when you’d expect fireworks for the Democrats, all they got was a reality show no one wanted to watch, featuring an uncomfortably smug Mike Johnson and a vice president wishing she had taken more political science courses.
But wait, there’s more! The Democrats have been clinging to the January 6th narrative like a toddler clutching a blankie, trying to convince everyone that it’s the most important moment in American history. Spoiler alert: it isn’t. According to a recent poll, only 5% of Americans and a measly 2% of Republicans consider January 6th as the high point of Trump’s first term. So, while CNN plays its bluesy theme music in remembrance of that fateful day, the rest of the country is just hitting the mute button, looking for the remote to change the channel. The audacity of equating January 6 to events like World War II or the Holocaust is enough to make anyone question their history lessons—or their ability to read a room.
Meanwhile, the Democrats remain undeterred in their quest for relevance. They insist on talking about the Capitol protest as though it were the next blockbuster series that everyone’s waiting to binge. And after years of their “must-see TV” January 6 hearings that no one was watching, we get moments of hilarity like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez declaring she feared for her life—despite being down the street, sipping lattes while the chaos unfolded. It’s like claiming she was at Ground Zero during 9/11 when she was posting Instagram stories from the local café.
And as if things couldn’t get crazier, the Democrats recently decided they’d found a scandal in a handshake or lack thereof. A senator’s husband not shaking Kamala Harris’s hand was enough to trigger a full-blown meltdown among lefties on social media. Yes, you heard it right! The man was just trying to balance a Bible and a cane, but to the Democrats, this was an act of defiance. They rushed to paint him as a bigot while conveniently ignoring that he had no extra hand to offer. A case of “no hand left behind,” if you will! The irony is rich; while their own party has a track record of shunning actual policy discussions, they’re busy criticizing a single man’s handshake failure.
Now, as the stage is set for 2025, one can only imagine how much further the Democrats are willing to plunge into absurdity. Their playbook seems to be “keep pushing the panic button” at every little inconvenience. While they’re busy trying to dredge up overblown dramas to distract from reality, Trump is already making plans for his next term. So, buckle up, folks. In the coming years, it’s not only going to be hilariously entertaining but also oddly reminiscent of a circus gone wrong. Get your popcorn ready—it’s clear that America is in for a show!
