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Alright, pals, let’s dive into this spicy news nugget! So, according to the wise George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley, our main man Donald Trump might be in for a financial rollercoaster even if he manages to wriggle out of that pesky civil fraud ruling. Now, hold on to your MAGA caps, ’cause here comes the juice!
‘Fire Sale’: Turley Reveals How New York Ruling Could Cost Trump Even If He Winshttps://t.co/tgXjH6XGPJ
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 21, 2024
This fancy judge by the name of Arthur Engoron dropped the hammer on Trump with a whopping $354 million bill and a three-year ban on running any show in New York town for fibbing about his real estate riches to snag some sweet loans. Oh boy, the Lefties are having a field day with this one, ain’t they? But fear not, fellow conservatives, for Turley, our guardian angel in a suit, warns us that the judge is playing dirty tricks to make appealing this ruling a Herculean task for Trump.
You see, Turley thinks this sneaky judge is trying to scare off Trump from taking this circus to an appeals court by slapping him with a massive bill that could make a hedge fund manager’s eyes water. And guess what? Our man Turley believes this whole shebang smells fishier than a month-old tuna sandwich left out in the sun. He’s calling out for some mercy on the deposit Trump has to shell out, claiming it’s downright thievery and could leave the poor guy hawking off his properties at garage sale prices just to fight back.
So, get your popcorn ready, ’cause this legal drama is hotter than a jalapeño on a summer day! The Democrats are gloating, the media sharks are circling, but hey, us right-wing warriors know better. Trump may face some stormy waters ahead, but mark my words, he’ll come out on top, giving a big old belly laugh to those naysayers and leaving them scratching their heads in disbelief. So, hold on tight, folks, ’cause this rollercoaster ain’t over ’til Trump tweets!
