Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, Donald Trump was spotted working at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania, and it wasn’t for some overpriced latte. No, this was classic Trump—turning a fast food joint into his own personal photo op. Politicians usually save these antics for the Fourth of July or a state fair, but Trump? He’s just out here flipping fries like it’s a standard Tuesday! Someone check to see if he also offered to wash the windows.
While most would question this spontaneous fry-cooking adventure, it’s a brilliant PR move in the swing state known for its cheesesteaks and, apparently, cheeseburgers. Pennsylvanians lined up for a glimpse of the former president and a chance to snag some fries directly from the man himself. Who wouldn’t want a side of salt sprinkled by the Commander-in-Chief? But if you thought the liberal media would take a moment to appreciate this bond over fast food, think again.
The media couldn’t resist turning their noses up at Trump’s happy meal of a publicity stunt. MSNBC rolled out with their finest criticism, claiming there’s “no logic” behind the McDonald’s escapade, which is rich from a network that makes a weekly phenomenon out of “What did Trump tweet today?” Imagine having the audacity to whine about someone enjoying a good burger while you’re discussing the fate of democracy over a kale salad. They even managed to imply Trump could somehow be a danger to the nation because, well, he was serving fries.
Meanwhile, in an unrelated and not-at-all cringeworthy attempt to boost Kamala Harris’s standing in the Black community, the Democrats released a dating-themed campaign ad that hit a new low on the political creativity scale. Picture it: a “bachelor” emerges, asking potential voters about plans. The balloon popped when one contestant dared to admit she didn’t plan on voting! It’s like “The Bachelor,” but for people desperately grasping at straws for voter engagement. Something about pop culture references and dating shows feels so relatable, simultaneously so tragically pathetic. Keep it classy, Democrats!
In the battle of fast food versus ridiculous dating gimmicks, deciding which propels a candidate further into the political abyss is hard. But while Trump is dishing out fries and flipping burgers, the Democrats are stuck popping balloons like it’s an emperor’s new clothes scenario. All the while, both sides are standing in line for the real story — who can serve the people rather than just perform gimmicks for the media spotlight? But let’s not kid ourselves; watching the liberal elite squirm over a burger joint in the name of democracy is priceless.
So, as the political melee reaches a fever pitch with mere weeks until the election, Americans are left to ponder one burning question: does flipping fries at McDonald’s count as work experience? With a background in fast food, maybe Trump should offer his résumé to his competitors—it’ll be fun watching those who’ve never worked a cash register squirm under the fry-laden pressure. The election season is heating up, and if Trump’s working in fast food, who knows what’s coming next? Perhaps he’ll start a band at a karaoke bar to compete with those dating show contestants. Buckle up, folks; it’s going to be a wild ride!
