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Another day, another crazed leftist with an unhealthy obsession to take out Donald Trump. This time, a 64-year-old Idaho man named Warren Jones Crazybull thought he’d play the leading role in a plot straight out of a bad action movie, threatening to assassinate the former president with all the finesse of a toddler trying to wield a crayon.
Crazybull decided that a nice vacation to Mar-A-Lago, Trump’s opulent Florida estate, would serve as the perfect backdrop for his wild fantasy of being a tough guy. At least nine phone calls were made to Trump’s residence, with promises of personal violence that were about as threatening as a hailstorm on a sunny day. The sheer audacity of this man even made a call to Trump’s club in New Jersey, proving that he had the geographical awareness of a confused chicken.
#10 – Idaho man charged after allegedly making nine or more phone calls threatening to “personally” kill Donald Trump.
“I want Trump in a body bag.”
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— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) September 25, 2024
The arrest of Crazybull was seemingly timely, coming right on the heels of two assassination attempts on Trump as he embarked on his latest campaign venture. It seems federal authorities have a full plate dealing with threats that one could argue stem from the reckless rhetoric of the left. Crazybull’s claims about “broken treaties” and losing his land suggests any hope of a cohesive argument vanished long ago, likely along with his grip on reality. Who knew that a disintegrated understanding of American history could fuel delusions of grandeur?
And if anyone thought Crazybull’s delusions stopped there, they would be sorely mistaken. His strange ramblings on Facebook served up a heaping plate of conspiracy theories, referencing everything from Jeffrey Epstein to assassinations from another century, while persuading no one that he had a rational thought in his head. Clearly, this man’s grasp on reality could use some serious recalibration. At least one solid winter in Idaho would likely work wonders for his mentality, but not with that kind of attitude.
The blame game isn’t hard to spot in this unfortunate saga. A spokesperson for Trump quickly pointed fingers at Vice President Kamala Harris and her liberal pals, suggesting that their violent rhetoric was a key ingredient in the recipe for Crazybull’s outburst. Of course, this should come as no surprise. The Democrats’ ever-growing list of incitements seems to have given birth to yet another misguided individual, marching to the beat of their chaotic drum.
As the legal circus continues, Crazybull has pleaded not guilty and awaits a trial that promises to be more entertaining than any daytime talk show. People are left wondering how many more of these deranged attempts are lurking just around the corner, emboldened by a left that seems more intent on inciting chaos than uniting the country.
