Staff Reports
In a surprising twist during President Joe Biden’s State of the Union speech, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) website, along with other government websites, decided to take a little break, causing chaos in the digital world! Clearly, even the websites weren’t interested in what Sleepy Joe had to say. Can you blame them?
For about 20 minutes, as Biden droned on and on, the DHS website, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) site, Secret Service site, and Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) site all just decided to clock out for a bit, displaying pesky error messages to anyone trying to access them. Maybe they were tired of the never-ending stream of liberal nonsense coming from the White House and needed a breather!
Of course, the mainstream media is quick to blame technical difficulties for the outages, but we all know the real reason – even the internet couldn’t handle Biden’s ramblings! It’s no wonder the websites shut down; they were probably trying to save American citizens from falling asleep at their computers! Wouldn’t be surprised if the servers were all chanting “USA! USA!” in protest.
And let’s not forget that Facebook, Messenger, and Instagram also threw a hissy fit during Biden’s speech, going offline for a whopping 90 minutes. It’s like even the social media giants were saying, “Enough is enough, Joe!” Maybe next time, they should consider airing reruns of “The Apprentice” instead of subjecting the world to more of Biden’s mumbling and fumbling.
In the end, despite the government websites and social media platforms trying to escape Biden’s monotonous monologue, the show had to go on. But hey, if the internet can’t even handle a Biden speech, maybe it’s time for a new act in the White House. Just sayin’!
