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Wisconsin Dems’ “Fair Map” Fiasco, GOP to Keep Ruling the Roost!

In a surprise turn of events, the Democrats in Wisconsin are gearing up for an all-out assault on the State Assembly, hoping to wrestle control away from the Republicans for the first time in over a decade. With the unveiling of the state’s new legislative maps, the political landscape is set to become a battleground, where both parties have an equal chance to seize the reins of power in the Assembly. However, fear not, fellow conservatives, as the GOP remains the undisputed rulers of the state Senate.

Chaz Nuttycombe, the head honcho at CNalysis, which claims to be a “nonpartisan” group (yeah, right!), has been blabbering on about how the Republicans are just a smidge ahead in the race for the Assembly and have already locked down the Senate. But who needs their so-called “predictions” when we have good old-fashioned common sense on our side?

Since way back in 2011, when the Republicans drew up some really nifty maps that tilted the playing field in their favor, they’ve been comfortably perched in at least 60 out of the 99 Assembly seats. And get this, for 28 of the past 30 years, the GOP has maintained control of the Assembly. Now that’s what you call a winning streak!

Despite the fact that Wisconsin is pretty evenly split between red and blue, the Republicans have managed to snag a whopping 64 out of 99 seats in the Assembly and a commanding 22 out of 32 seats in the Senate. Now that’s what you call a power play!

But hold onto your hats, folks! Governor Tony Evers, a Democrat, has been patting himself on the back for implementing these so-called “fair maps” and claims it’s the first time in over 50 years that Wisconsin has seen such fairness. We’ll believe it when we see it, Tony! As if we’re going to fall for that old trick!

CNalysis is throwing around numbers, predicting an 11-seat jump for the Democrats in the Assembly, with the Republicans still holding a solid 49 seats to the Democrats’ 45, and five more seats up for grabs. Well, well, well, we’ll see about that! Republican Assembly Speaker Robin Vos is confident that the GOP’s “better policy ideas” will carry them to victory in the great state of Wisconsin. Go get ‘em, Robin!

And hold onto your hats, party people, because the Republicans are holding onto the Senate for sure, since those positions have four-year terms and only half the chamber is up for grabs this time around.

In a final twist of fate, the Wisconsin Supreme Court gave the axe to the previous set of legislative maps, claiming they were as unconstitutional as can be. Looks like the tables have turned!

So, dear readers, don’t be fooled by the liberal fanfare! The Republicans may have a fight on their hands, but they’re not about to give up their hard-won control of the State Assembly without a brawl. Let’s keep our eyes on the prize and keep Wisconsin red!

Written by Staff Reports

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