Staff Reports
In today’s episode of absolute absurdity, the internet blessed us with a video that has left a trail of outrage among the ordinary folks of America. The clip features two married men, daring to ask their surrogate-born child which parental figure it prefers: dad or … wait for it … dad. Cue the gasps and the drama as the baby, in a plot twist that even Hollywood couldn’t write, cries out for a non-existent mom. Statistically speaking, children need a mother and a father, but sadly, reality has taken a backstage bow in this theatrical display of modern family setup.
Spectators across the digital landscape have not shied away from voicing their indignation. “Babies are not an accessory,” insists one commenter, managing to gain thousands of nods of agreement. Another visionary suggests contacting Child Protective Services, as if the child in this video is some damsel in distress, needing rescue from the hands of supposedly deviant caregivers. It’s not every day you see an elementary desire for classic family values hit such a stark wall of confusion.
Mainstream media, predictably, remains silent on this spectacle, perhaps busy crafting another narrative of wokeness for their loving audiences. Newsweek bravely dipped its toes into the matter, but other outlets like Fox News and the usual conservative haunts have zipped their lips, seemingly sharing nods of acceptance. Everyone’s favorite gay entertainment magazine, Out, clutched its pearls at the conservative outcry over this new-age family lifestyle, displaying more outrage than when pumpkin spice was threatened with cancellation.
This isn’t the first time society’s seismic shift has raised brows, either. The slippery slope debate has been rolling down faster than a Netflix cancellation, right from legalizing same-sex marriage to the newest trends of baking, pronoun preferences, and whatnot. The narrative has long been settled by those fancying themselves as thought leaders, who, instead of offering guidances, just left speechless in their complex web of “woke” thinking. But hey, if you’re scratching your head, wondering what textbook those people are reading from, you’re not alone.
And let’s not forget the big conservative names nodding along to this orchestrated dance. The likes of Glenn Beck and Jordan Peterson have added their mellow voices to the chorus. Even Dave Rubin received a Mormon blessing from Beck, though it seems the blessing came with a hefty side of media-friendly neutrality. Whether this counselor’s hesitance should be celebrated or condemned remains unclear, but rest assured, the dance of political correctness continues.
As the conservatives tilt their heads in deep philosophical debate and the ordinary folks cast worried glances, society continues its strange march forward. The video making waves on social platforms stands as a tiny window into a broader narrative that’s fast becoming the new norm. While some are left waving pitchforks, others are asking themselves if it’s time to dust off the ‘common sense’ handbook before it gets banned for apparent insensitivity. Only time will tell.
