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Biden Obsesses Over Youth Love Lives, Grandkids Pull Strings!

In the early days of his presidency, President Joe Biden raised concerns about young folks feeling lonely during the pandemic. According to reports, he chatted with Surgeon General Vivek Murthy about this issue, even mentioning how young people could “make love” during these tough times. It seems like Biden is really preoccupied with the love lives of the younger generation, huh?

Biden is all about those casual, chatty convos to get the scoop on what’s going on outside the D.C. bubble. He’s always blabbing with church pals and his grandkids to stay in the loop. His aides even have to brace themselves every Monday morning after he’s been off gallivanting in Delaware. Apparently, he comes back with all sorts of tidbits from regular folks and wants his aides to fix ’em.

And get this, the younger generation has been pulling the strings in Biden’s puppet show for a while now. Back when he was VP, he jumped the gun and supported same-sex marriage before Obama did, just ’cause his grandkids were all for it. Looks like they’re calling the shots in that White House, huh? These days, his aides say he can’t go a day without gabbing with his own kids and grandkids. If he’s not glued to his briefs or poking around on his iPhone, he’s probably yapping with the fam.

But hey, don’t think Biden’s spending all his time just chit-chatting and cozying up with grandkids. Oh no, he’s reportedly punching through a couple of hours of reading boring briefings every day. I mean, nothing says “fun” like flipping through 100-300 pages of paperwork, right? His former chief of staff even mentioned that Biden is a real bookworm when it comes to those briefings. Bet that’s a real thrill a minute!

So, there you have it, folks. Biden’s all about the love lives of the young’uns, taking orders from the grandkids, and plowing through stacks of mind-numbing papers. Just another day in the life of the Commander-in-Chief!

Written by Staff Reports

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