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Hey there, fellow patriots! It’s your favorite conservative firebrand, Kurt Schlichter, back with another episode of “Unredacted,” the podcast that keeps you informed, enlightened, and entertained! And if you’re not a Townhall VIP member yet, well, you’re missing out on exclusive access to all my wild and uncensored rants. Join the club today and brace yourself for the truth bombs!
Let’s dive right into it, folks. Last night’s debate was an absolute dumpster fire. The liberal circus was in town, and they sure had a lot to say. But the real highlight of the evening was the outrageous “hand raising conspiracy” surrounding Governor Ron DeSantis. Leave it to the left to manufacture a scandal out of thin air! They’ll grasp at any straw to make our conservative heroes look bad. It’s pathetic!
Speaking of pathetic, let’s not forget about the Georgia indictment debacle. The Democrats thought they had the upper hand, but oh boy, they are in for a rude awakening. This whole charade is going to bite them hard in the you-know-where. Their desperate attempts to criminalize conservatism will only backfire. Sorry, Dems, but we won’t let you get away with your dirty tricks!
But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom, my friends. Yours truly recently paid a visit to our brave men and women at the Space Force in California. Talk about a force to be reckoned with! These dedicated soldiers are protecting our great nation from the final frontier. It was an honor to see them in action and witness the incredible technological advancements they’re making. Take that, liberal pacifists who think space exploration is a waste of time!
— murphycat2012 (@murphycat2012) August 28, 2023
Now, let me sprinkle some of my conservative wisdom on these news stories. First off, it’s clear that the left’s attacks on DeSantis are nothing but a desperate attempt to diminish his rising star. They’re scared of his unwavering commitment to conservative values and his refusal to bow to their radical agenda. Keep fighting, Governor!
As for the Georgia indictment, it’s just another example of the Democrats grasping for straws. They can’t accept that their own shady behavior might come back to haunt them. It’s time for accountability, folks! We won’t let them distract us from their years of corruption and deceit.
And let’s not forget the Space Force, an incredible testament to American innovation and military might. Liberals might mock it, but they’re just jealous of our success. We need to invest in our national security and maintain our dominance in every possible domain – even space! Thank you, President Trump, for having the vision to establish this force.
Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Remember, stay strong, stay conservative, and always fight for what’s right! Until next time, this is Kurt Schlichter signing off from “Unredacted,” where we keep the truth flowing and the liberals fuming. Stay VIP, stay awesome!
