Staff Reports
In a stunning display of audacity, the European Union has declared that American citizens will now have to jump through hoops and PAY for the privilege of visiting European nations starting in 2024. Can you believe it? The nerve of these Europeans! It’s as if they forgot that we’re the ones providing them with military protection and keeping their economies afloat with our trade. Talk about biting the hand that feeds them!
Unsurprisingly, former President Donald Trump wasted no time in expressing his outrage. He took to the glorious platform of Truth Social (a true beacon of free speech and conservative values) to vent his frustrations. “U.S. CITIZENS WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR A VISA TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE STARTING IN 2024,” he exclaimed. And he’s absolutely right to be furious. This is a blatant lack of respect towards the United States. How dare they treat us this way?
I'll stay right here at home, thank you ??https://t.co/D2ijP4kblJ
— AppPatriotgirl ?? (@jsmith4966) July 27, 2023
But fear not, fellow patriots, for Trump has made a promise. If he is once again elected as president (which, let’s be honest, should happen because he’s the greatest president this country has ever seen), he will put an end to this madness. You see, Trump understands the value of standing up for the American people and ensuring that we are treated with the respect we deserve. It’s not just about visas, it’s about preserving our dignity and asserting our dominance on the global stage.
Now, let’s talk about this European Travel Information and Authorization System (ETIAS) that the EU wants to impose on us. Under this ridiculous system, American travelers will have to fill out an online application and pay a fee of $8 before they can even think about crossing the Atlantic. Sure, they claim most applications will be processed quickly, but let’s be real – there’s no guarantee. They could leave you waiting for up to 30 days, just to mess with your plans. It’s all a ploy to make us feel small and insignificant.
But here’s the kicker – this authorization is only valid for short-term stays and lasts for a maximum of three years or until your passport expires. So, not only are they charging us for the right to visit, but they’re also limiting the time we can spend in their glorious lands. It’s like they don’t want us there! Well, if that’s how they feel, maybe we should take our tourism dollars elsewhere. There are plenty of beautiful destinations right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A.
In the end, this whole charade is just another reminder of how little the European Union values its relationship with the United States. We are their biggest allies, their protectors, their trading partners, and yet they treat us like strangers. It’s time for us to reevaluate our ties with Europe and prioritize our own interests. So, if you’re thinking about planning a European vacation, maybe it’s time to reconsider. There are plenty of amazing destinations within our borders, from sea to shining sea. God bless America!
